Your first (hardcore version)?

[ABikerSailor]

Nope. Not lying. I was one of the smart ones that grabbed handfuls of condoms on the way off the ship.

Besides.......was told once by a doc that one of the better helps to prevention was taking a piss right after having sex.

Nope........never had an STD, and yes, I consider myself exceedingly lucky.

 

[Dis]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1) 13
2) 16
3) Never
4) I've never hit anyone - people hitting me count?
5) Never
6) I stole a mini candy bar once when I was 5...

Criminal.

That store is still standing, and to this day, I can't bring myself to go in there, because they said don't ever come back when they caught me. Talk about mentally traumatizing...

 

[JUDAH]

1. Time stoned? I have never used illict drugs.
2. Shitfaced? I do not understand this?
3. STD/Close Call? Sex before or outside of marriage is a sin and I do not sin.
4. Car crash? I have never had an accident in a car, I drive defensively.
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss? Homosexual activities are grave sins and I do not sin.
6. Crime? I am an honest man.

 

[ABikerSailor]

1. Time stoned? I have never used illict drugs.
2. Shitfaced? I do not understand this?
3. STD/Close Call? Sex before or outside of marriage is a sin and I do not sin.
4. Car crash? I have never had an accident in a car, I drive defensively.
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss? Homosexual activities are grave sins and I do not sin.
6. Crime? I am an honest man.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!​

Sounds like Bass Hole's retarded cousin has decided to join the boards.

You've never been drunk? You've never gotten laid? You've never smoked cannabis? You do realize that cannabis is one of the ingredients of the Holy Anointing Oil of Israel, right?

The thing that tipped it off is that you stated you do not sin (lie. EVERYONE is born with original sin), second thing that tipped it off is that you took an extremely homophobic attitude.

Crime? Probably the only one you've done is existing in such a pathetic state.

Welcome to the boards asshole.........you're gonna love it here.

 

[manifold]

6. 4

I still go all y'all mother fuckers beat!

Suck on that, bitches.

 

[Dis]

1. Time stoned? I have never used illict drugs.
2. Shitfaced? I do not understand this?
3. STD/Close Call? Sex before or outside of marriage is a sin and I do not sin.
4. Car crash? I have never had an accident in a car, I drive defensively.
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss? Homosexual activities are grave sins and I do not sin.
6. Crime? I am an honest man.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!​

Sounds like Bass Hole's retarded cousin has decided to join the boards.

You've never been drunk? You've never gotten laid? You've never smoked cannabis? You do realize that cannabis is one of the ingredients of the Holy Anointing Oil of Israel, right?

The thing that tipped it off is that you stated you do not sin (lie. EVERYONE is born with original sin), second thing that tipped it off is that you took an extremely homophobic attitude.

Crime? Probably the only one you've done is existing in such a pathetic state.

Welcome to the boards asshole.........you're gonna love it here.

Believing homosexuality to be a sin makes one a homophobe?

Seriously?

 

[eagleseven]

Believing homosexuality to be a sin makes one a homophobe?

Seriously?

Believing one does not sin makes one

A. arrogant
B. prick
C. A & B

 

[froggy]

1. 10
2. 12
3. Never
4. 14
5. Never
6. 13

 

[JUDAH]

1. Time stoned? I have never used illict drugs.
2. Shitfaced? I do not understand this?
3. STD/Close Call? Sex before or outside of marriage is a sin and I do not sin.
4. Car crash? I have never had an accident in a car, I drive defensively.
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss? Homosexual activities are grave sins and I do not sin.
6. Crime? I am an honest man.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!​

Sounds like Bass Hole's retarded cousin has decided to join the boards.

You've never been drunk? You've never gotten laid? You've never smoked cannabis? You do realize that cannabis is one of the ingredients of the Holy Anointing Oil of Israel, right?

The thing that tipped it off is that you stated you do not sin (lie. EVERYONE is born with original sin), second thing that tipped it off is that you took an extremely homophobic attitude.

Crime? Probably the only one you've done is existing in such a pathetic state.

Welcome to the boards asshole.........you're gonna love it here.

Thank you for the warm welcome. I guess this is going to be a very confrontational experience.

Original sin is a Christian belief, I am Jewish. Cursing and swearing though is a habit common to people of all faiths but it is a habit I do not share.

Homosexuality is not normal, therefore people who engage in homosexual activities are not normal and God has told us that those who commit such acts will pay dearly.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Sodomy is the sin, not being gay douche. Try again Jew-duh.

 

[eagleseven]

Thank you for the warm welcome. I guess this is going to be a very confrontational experience.

Original sin is a Christian belief, I am Jewish. Cursing and swearing though is a habit common to people of all faiths but it is a habit I do not share.

Homosexuality is not normal, therefore people who engage in homosexual activities are not normal and God has told us that those who commit such acts will pay dearly.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olg1efSlvLg]YouTube - JibJab - Matzah! Rap[/ame]

L'chai-im!

 

[Kalam]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 16
2. 15 (quit)
3. Never. Wrap it before you tap it.
4. 16
5. Never.
6. 11 or 12

 

[Conspiracist]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 11 years old with a couple older neighborhood kids that thought it would be funny.

2. 14 years old. 5th of Yukon Jack (Blech). My friends baby sat me while I vomitted for 4 hours they say.

3. Never had one thank God.

4. *Knocks on wood*

5. odd request and never.

6. Long story

 

[froggy]

2. Boot leg whiskey and moonshine, chased with beer.

 

[froggy]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

5.


Could that be part of that "Don't ask don't tell" policy

 

[ekrem]

Time stoned?
16 - Haschisch.
Still smoking once in a while.

Shitfaced?
14 - Barbecue party with Russian family of sister-in-law.

STD/Close Call?
Don't know what it means.

Car crash?
18 - Golf 2 Country in green color.
Poor man's Jeep, but was a nice car back in those times:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/Vw_golf_country_v_sst.jpg


Gay/Lesbian kiss?
Never happened and will never happen.

Crime?
Never had to do anything with Police or courts.

 

[Ringel05]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
5:30
2. Shitfaced?
7:30
3. STD/Close Call?
Damn that serum is thick!
4. Car crash?
Body shop? Why bother?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
She did have a bit of a husky voice. Uummmmm....
6. Crime?
Congress is still in session, there's still time......

..

 

[Luissa]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. I think 15
2. 14
3. 22 close call, don't have sex in a hot tub
4 26 passenger 28 when I caused one
5 22
6 22 the first time I got caught

 

[eagleseven]

Could that be part of that "Don't ask don't tell" policy

If you're in the military, certainly. But there is little point hiding your youthful behavior in an anonymous internet forum.

 

[xsited1]

Your first (hardcore version)?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFQSW8QnbXM]YouTube - Eddie Van Halen - Eruption ( Best Version )[/ame]