Your first (hardcore version)?

[eagleseven]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

 

[Dis]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1) 13
2) 16
3) Never
4) I've never hit anyone - people hitting me count?
5) Never
6) I stole a mini candy bar once when I was 5...

 

[eagleseven]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 19
2. 19
3. Not yet
4. Ditto.
5. 19 (seeing a trend?)
6. Pleading the 5th

 

[Si modo]

1. Time stoned?
17

2. Shitfaced?
15

3. STD/Close Call?
Never

4. Car crash?
17

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
Never

6. Crime?
21 (shoplifted a snack at the quick mart one night but went back the next day and payed them)

 

[strollingbones]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

14

19

22

14

not sure...25 ish perhaps

 

[Dis]

Wait! I got a jaywalking ticket once when I was 20... But, 30 days after I paid it ($60) they refunded it. **confused look**

That count as a crime?

 

[strollingbones]

o the crime...lol...i will go with 24 ish

 

[xotoxi]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?

They all happened at the same time.

Your first...

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?

Won't happen...unless it is with a lebian?

Your first...

6. Crime?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. Never. I smoked half a joint once at a party back in the early 70's. Drugs aren't my thing.

2. 17. Just a few days before Christmas, I was at a buddy's house and he said his dad had a case of bourbon up in the attic of his house. Nobody was home except for us and we went up into the attic and became friends with this case of bourbon. We both got totally shitfaced and ended up on his dad's shit list for a while.

3. Never had a STD or even a close call. I did however, treat many a sailor for the clap when I was in the Navy.

4. 1973. I had just bought a brand new Toyota Corolla and was driving it home when an old guy in a very old Plymouth ran a stop sign and hit my new car. The Toyota was completely totalled and I could have done more damage to his car by kicking the door.

5. Gay/lesbian kiss? Never. I'm afraid my lips would expload.

6. I stole a girly mag from a convience store when I was 12. My father caught me with it. Got me to tell him the whole story and then he beat my ass. Been crime-free ever since.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
17

2. Shitfaced?
19

3. STD/Close Call?
Never

4. Car crash?
Early 20's. Some asshole in a Vega was tailgating me and my '66 New Yorker. I had to stop suddenly and he plowed into me. Damage to my tank? None. Damage to his pos? Oh yeah.

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
Still waiting . . . .

6. Crime?
Does speeding count?

.

 

[tigerbob]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 15
2. 13
3. Is crabs an STD? If so, 21. If not, never.
5. Never
6. 25 (DUI)

 

[masquerade]

Your first...

1. Time stoned? - 18 ( Madeline ... she was awesome to hang with. Good times ... good times )

2. Shitfaced? - 16 ( my older brother was there and I thought he was going to kill me that night! )

3. STD/Close Call? - never ... not even close.

4. Car crash? - when I was a kid with my dad driving. When I was driving ... hmmm ... probably 19/20. My fault for running a stop sign I never saw.

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss? - just last weekend. Oh wait, you wanted the first. 24

6. Crime? - Falling in love with the wrong person

~

 

[strollingbones]

i am willing to bet i am the only one here who has been arrested in another country for smuggling drugs lol

 

[tigerbob]

i am willing to bet i am the only one here who has been arrested in another country for smuggling drugs lol

Which and what?

 

[manifold]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. Pass
2. 10
3. Never
4. Passenger: 11 Driver: 16
5. Never
6. 4

 

[tigerbob]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 15
2. 13
3. Is crabs an STD? If so, 21. If not, never.
5. Never
6. 25 (DUI)

Missed one.

4. 19.

 

[Gunny]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1) 13
2) 16
3) Never
4) I've never hit anyone - people hitting me count?
5) Never
6) I stole a mini candy bar once when I was 5...

Criminal.

 

[Gunny]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 16

2. 15

3. Nope

4. 19

5.

6. Which one? Does it matter if you got caught or not?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 39 (waited until I'd left the military)
2. 17
3. Never
4. 22 (someone ran into me)
5. Never
6. shoplifted candy ages 5 - 7. (psst........Gunny.......only admit to the crimes you did BEFORE 18, that way they can't prosecute)

 

[Gunny]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 39 (waited until I'd left the military)
2. 17
3. Never
4. 22 (someone ran into me)
5. Never
6. shoplifted candy ages 5 - 7.

Fukken squid. You're lying about #3 .....