Your first...
1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?
1. Never. I smoked half a joint once at a party back in the early 70's. Drugs aren't my thing.
2. 17. Just a few days before Christmas, I was at a buddy's house and he said his dad had a case of bourbon up in the attic of his house. Nobody was home except for us and we went up into the attic and became friends with this case of bourbon. We both got totally shitfaced and ended up on his dad's shit list for a while.
3. Never had a STD or even a close call. I did however, treat many a sailor for the clap when I was in the Navy.
4. 1973. I had just bought a brand new Toyota Corolla and was driving it home when an old guy in a very old Plymouth ran a stop sign and hit my new car. The Toyota was completely totalled and I could have done more damage to his car by kicking the door.
5. Gay/lesbian kiss? Never. I'm afraid my lips would expload.
6. I stole a girly mag from a convience store when I was 12. My father caught me with it. Got me to tell him the whole story and then he beat my ass. Been crime-free ever since.