Young Women: What Turns You On ?

[protectionist]

Not often discussed too much in public, but discussed very often in private is the subject of getting horny. It's a rather important thing in life, and especially so for married couples. Feel free to post a list of your top 3, in either heterosexual or lesbian lifestyle (no tran nutjobs please - sanity required here) And please be honest - don't hold back, and be serious. This isn't a comedy show.

And in case anybody might be interested, I am a male.

 

[protectionist]

In case anybody might be wondering what my definition of "young" is, I would say anybody under 55.

 

[Moonglow]

Nope, no one is interested.

 

[protectionist]

Nope, no one is interested.

Who are you ? Their agent ?

 

[candycorn]

Nope, no one is interested.

 

[Moonglow]

Nope, no one is interested.

Who are you ? Their agent ?

Yes. They notified me to give you a cease a desist letter.

 

[Moonglow]

What turns a woman on? Tell her to do the dishes she'll get all kinds of turned on.

 

[protectionist]

Question was for under 55, not 105.

 

[Toro]

Money

Do you have any?

 

[protectionist]

Yes. They notified me to give you a cease a desist letter.

They notified me to give YOU a cease AND desist letter.

 

[Moonglow]

Yes. They notified me to give you a cease a desist letter.

They notified me to give YOU a cease AND desist letter.

I've had several dozen over the years so I tend to only rent women when I need chores done.

 

[protectionist]

What turns a woman on? Tell her to do the dishes she'll get all kinds of turned on.

Are you a woman ? If not, you have no business here. This thread is for women only.

 

[Moonglow]

What turns a woman on? Tell her to do the dishes she'll get all kinds of turned on.

Are you a woman ? If not, you have no business here. This thread is for woman only.

Don't get yer hopes up I don't think there is a USMB female members under 35 at best. Women only? It's a message board how do you certify they are females?

 

[AMart]

Yes. They notified me to give you a cease a desist letter.

They notified me to give YOU a cease AND desist letter.

Put it ignore, it never offers anything of substance.

 

[protectionist]

Don't get yer hopes up I don't think there is a USMB female members under 35 at best. Women only? It's a message board how do you certify they are females?

1. I don't see how you would know what ages women in USMB are.
2. I don't. I just hope they have an ounce of self-respect.

 

[noonereal]

power turns women on

it can be manifest in many different ways

it can be anything from cold hard cash to being overly furry and bulky

a personality that commands respect to one that garners attention by entertaining

but in every case, the man must be confident in the power the women perceives in him

I dumbed it down for the dolts here so they could understand.

 

[protectionist]

Money

Do you have any?

I'd agree that money does turn women on, but I don't think really in a sexual way. It's more of an opportunistic thing.

 

[protectionist]

power turns women on

it can be manifest in many different ways

it can be anything from cold hard cash to being overly furry and bulky

a personality that commands respect to one that garners attention by entertaining

but in every case, the man must be confident in the power the women perceives in him

I dumbed it down for the dolts here so they could understand.

Same answer to this as what as just said in Post # 17. Posters: don't forget the keyword in the OP > "horny"

 

[noonereal]

power turns women on

it can be manifest in many different ways

it can be anything from cold hard cash to being overly furry and bulky

a personality that commands respect to one that garners attention by entertaining

but in every case, the man must be confident in the power the women perceives in him

I dumbed it down for the dolts here so they could understand.

Same answer to this as what as just said in Post # 17. Posters: don't forget the keyword in the OP > "horny"

You don't understand the human mind very well. Power IS an aphrodisiac to women. It does make them horny.
Duh!!!!

 

[noonereal]

Money

Do you have any?

I'd agree that money does turn women on, but I don't think really in a sexual way. It's more of an opportunistic thing.

wrong

it represents security for themselves and their offspring

that elicits a physical response in the women