I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.
You might be a liberal if......
…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just
…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.
…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.
…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”
…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”
…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.
…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.
…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news
…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners
… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.
…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.
…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.
....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community
......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.
.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.
…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.
…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.
…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.
....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.
.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.
…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”
…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.
…take orders from your five-year old.
…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.
…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.
....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail
…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.
…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.
…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.
…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.
.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.
.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!
I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a conservative.
You might be an insufferable conservative if......
…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and your party if it is in power.
…believe that we have achieved a record low percentage of Americans working (we haven't), and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps (after the republic Great Recession) and other “public assistance,” (ie black people) are facts to base policies of economic austerity on the middle on lower income people.
…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but a far greater need is to require Democratic leaning voters to jump thru a gauntlet of requirements to register to vote.
…feel that voter suppression is a form of “white identity justice.”
…ever referred to someone they may/may not know as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.” to prove their tacit racism is OK in a conversion at the country club.
…identify yourself as a white-American.
…support “diversity”......unless they have upset your white privilege views.
…watch sean handity and listen to rush limpbaugh to PROVE your side of the news
…believe that the Constitution was written by white christian slave owners to establish Merica as a white christian country
… Nod your head silently about racial discrimination while staunchly supporting the idea of reverse discrimination..
…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement wasn't a collection of ignorant racists astroturfing white identity politics in the face of a BLACK PRESIDENT while the “Occupy Wall Street” is a collection of ignorant racists.
…believe CNN and The New York Times are communist, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are fair and balanced news organizations touting our side of the news.
....believe that a border wall is necessary while living in a gated community with sunset laws.
......have problems with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with Americans asking for more money than immigrants to do those jobs and love to buy chinese goods at walmart.
.....believes that everything is free to lower income people, cuz they're a drag on the glorious top 1% .....except for George Soros cuz he funds everything that I hate. Even if he doesn't
…believe that our Constitution is a “rigid lifeless document that should never have been amended because it was perfect as written by white christian guys” and unborn children are the product of welfare and Liberalism.
…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re GAY and getting christian consent (man and woman) to get married cuz our opinion is really all that matters. Believe that polygamy somehow enters that conversion.
…asserted Jesus was real so we should be in fear of his wrath thru morally laws and that separation of church and state was inshrined in the Constitution in error.
....actually get infuriated that someone would assert that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state like James Madison.
.....think that the US is a democracy as opposed to a Republic and believe that the electoral college with lower educated rural christian voters is just fine, as long as we win.
…still refer to Joseph McCarthy as “Uncle Joe.”
…believe that Che Guevara should have been imprisoned but the confederate Memorials should be glorified.
…your five-year old should be seen, not heard.
…feel that NAFTA with Mexico, outsourcing jobs to China will provide job security for the CEOs of Merica and that somehow is a good thing.
…believe that ALL Muslims are cutthroat terrorists and that white identity christians are misunderstood peaceniks.
....think that closing Gitmo is a crime because it shines to the world as a deterrent and that President Barack Hussein Obama should be investigated for wanting to believe otherwise.
…believe that middle school aged kids are getting abortions in massive numbers. I heard on FOX...
…believe Obama created the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.
…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is "socialism" by requiring people to buy insurance from private insurance companies on public markets which was first introduced in the 1970's by the Heritage Foundation as a way to get insurance companies to compete.
…Believe that there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office and claim as fake news reports that the percentage of uninsured in America is at it's lowest point ever.
.....love Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but disagree with Dick Cheney's statement on Reagan's Voodoo Economic policies that Reagan created any deficits (or raised taxes) because Speaker Tip O'Neil in the House of Representatives created the Reagan deficits. Deficits only matter when Democrats control government.
.....believe all our problems would end if Liberalism would just die!!!!!!!!!!!