Votto
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I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.
You might be a liberal if......
…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just
…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.
…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.
…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”
…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”
…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.
…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.
…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news
…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners
… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.
…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.
…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.
....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community
......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.
.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.
…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.
…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.
…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.
....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.
.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.
…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”
…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.
…take orders from your five-year old.
…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.
…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.
....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail
…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.
…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.
…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.
…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.
.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.
.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!
You might be a liberal if......
…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just
…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.
…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.
…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”
…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”
…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.
…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.
…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news
…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners
… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.
…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.
…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.
....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community
......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.
.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.
…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.
…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.
…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.
....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.
.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.
…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”
…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.
…take orders from your five-year old.
…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.
…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.
....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail
…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.
…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.
…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.
…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.
.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.
.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!