You might be a Progressive liberal if......

[Votto]

I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.

You might be a liberal if......

…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”

…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.

…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.

…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news

…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community

......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.

.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.

…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.

…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.

....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.

.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.

…take orders from your five-year old.

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.

…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.

.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nosmo King]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals, I reject your premise as trolling. But if you're willing to voice your real thoughts, I'd be happy to discuss them with you.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

You might Liberal if you are fighting against hate but you don’t have any problems with the Democratic Party’s hate groups: Nation of Islam, Klan, La Raza, Black Panthers, LULAC, Muslim Brotherhood, BLM, CAIR, Antifa, Aztlan Nationalist……

 

[ColonelAngus]

You fight fascism with more fascism.

 

[The Great Goose]

oxymoron in the title!

 

[The Great Goose]

You fight fascism with more fascism.

Is your avatar of Hillary the moment Trump won?

 

[Little-Acorn]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals,

It's what Liberals told him.

 

[Nosmo King]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals,

It's what Liberals told him.

I think it's what Right Wing 'pundits' told him. Propagandists traffic in lies and sensationalism for vacant minds.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals, I reject your premise as trolling. But if you're willing to voice your real thoughts, I'd be happy to discuss them with you.

Do you have any links to counter what he said?

 

[Nosmo King]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals, I reject your premise as trolling. But if you're willing to voice your real thoughts, I'd be happy to discuss them with you.

Do you have any links to counter what he said?

My own experience as a Liberal, common sense, the proliferation of partisan trolling, real life. If you believe everything he had to say, you really need to actually meet some Liberals and talk things over.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals, I reject your premise as trolling. But if you're willing to voice your real thoughts, I'd be happy to discuss them with you.

Do you have any links to counter what he said?

My own experience as a Liberal, common sense, the proliferation of partisan trolling, real life. If you believe everything he had to say, you really need to actually meet some Liberals and talk things over.

So that's a no. And I do interact with liberals. The OP is spot on. Pick one thing he listed and refute it.

 

[Nosmo King]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals, I reject your premise as trolling. But if you're willing to voice your real thoughts, I'd be happy to discuss them with you.

Do you have any links to counter what he said?

My own experience as a Liberal, common sense, the proliferation of partisan trolling, real life. If you believe everything he had to say, you really need to actually meet some Liberals and talk things over.

So that's a no. And I do interact with liberals. The OP is spot on. Pick one thing he listed and refute it.

There is nothing in the OP that is remotely correct. It's an excerise in trolling. It's verbal masturbation. I refute it all.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals, I reject your premise as trolling. But if you're willing to voice your real thoughts, I'd be happy to discuss them with you.

Do you have any links to counter what he said?

My own experience as a Liberal, common sense, the proliferation of partisan trolling, real life. If you believe everything he had to say, you really need to actually meet some Liberals and talk things over.

So that's a no. And I do interact with liberals. The OP is spot on. Pick one thing he listed and refute it.

There is nothing in the OP that is remotely correct. It's an excerise in trolling. It's verbal masturbation. I refute it all.

So you can't even pick one to refute so we should ignore all of it which is an obvious truth. Nice job debating. You get no gold stars or cookies.

 

[g5000]

I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.

You might be a liberal if......

…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”

…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.

…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.

…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news

…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community

......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.

.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.

…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.

…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.

....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.

.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.

…take orders from your five-year old.

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.

…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.

.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I have to give it to you.

That is the longest list of straw man fallacies anyone has ever posted in a single go!

Congratulations!

 

[Nosmo King]

If this is actually what you believe is the truth about Liberals, I reject your premise as trolling. But if you're willing to voice your real thoughts, I'd be happy to discuss them with you.

Do you have any links to counter what he said?

My own experience as a Liberal, common sense, the proliferation of partisan trolling, real life. If you believe everything he had to say, you really need to actually meet some Liberals and talk things over.

So that's a no. And I do interact with liberals. The OP is spot on. Pick one thing he listed and refute it.

There is nothing in the OP that is remotely correct. It's an excerise in trolling. It's verbal masturbation. I refute it all.

So you can't even pick one to refute so we should ignore all of it which is an obvious truth. Nice job debating. You get no gold stars or cookies.

Let's play our game. Pick one and prove it.

 

[g5000]

…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just

Here. Let me help you understand the difference since you clearly don't.

See the guy with the club beating the black guy at Selma? He believes in law and order.

See the black guy on the receiving end of the beating? He believes in justice.

You're welcome.

 

[g5000]

I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.

You might be a liberal if......

…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”

…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.

…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.

…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news

…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community

......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.

.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.

…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.

…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.

....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.

.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.

…take orders from your five-year old.

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.

…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.

.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!

You might be a dishonest parroting tard pseudocon if you plagiarize someone else's work and pass if off as your own.

You Might Be a Liberal If...

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.

You might be a liberal if......

…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”

…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.

…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.

…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news

…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community

......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.

.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.

…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.

…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.

....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.

.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.

…take orders from your five-year old.

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.

…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.

.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!

What you just wrote was not Liberalism but more like some form of Trotskism or Stalinism...

 

[Votto]

I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.

You might be a liberal if......

…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”

…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.

…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.

…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news

…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community

......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.

.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.

…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.

…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.

....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.

.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.

…take orders from your five-year old.

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.

…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.

.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!

You might be a dishonest parroting tard pseudocon if you plagiarize someone else's work and pass if off as your own.

You Might Be a Liberal If...

Well I admit I took some of it, but made up a few myself.

Does that mean I fail the class?

 

[g5000]

I've come up with my own political test to see if you are a liberal.

You might be a liberal if......

…you have no idea what’s the difference between Rule of Law and what you believe is socially just

…believe that achieving a record low percentage of Americans working, and record high percentage of Americans on food stamps and other “public assistance,” are indicators of a successful economic recovery model.

…feel its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote.

…feel that voter fraud is a form of “social justice.”

…ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend.”

…identify yourself as a hyphenated-American.

…support “diversity”......unless they have offensive and opposing views.

…watch Bill Maher and Jon Stewart to get your news

…believe that the Constitution was written by neo-Nazi slave owners

… rail against racial discrimination but staunchly support Affirmative Action.

…feel the grassroots Tea Party Movement is a collection of ignorant racists, but the “Occupy Wall Street” movement is a coalition of thoughtful and principled reformers.

…believe CNN and The New York Times are objective, but Fox News and The Wall Street Journal are biased.

....believe that a border wall is unnecessary but live in a gated community

......have no problem with immigrants taking jobs in the US but have a big problem with jobs going over seas to poorer countries.

.....believes that everything should be free cuz it's their right to have it and want to make the evil top 1% pay for it......except for George Soros cuz he is a good guy.

…believe that our Constitution is “living and breathing and ever changing” but unborn children are not.

…want the government out of our bedrooms unless they’re providing free birth control and abortions and getting governmental consent to get married cuz their opinion is really all that matters. Polygamists not welcome.

…asserted Jesus was a welfare state socialist so we should be as well, but demand separation of church and state when it comes to gay sex and abortion.

....actually believe that the Constitution says there is a separation of church and state.

.....think that the US is a democracy and believes that the electoral college should be done away with.

…still refer to Stalin as “Uncle Joe.”

…believe that Che Guevara should have a statue but the Jefferson Memorial should be closed down.

…take orders from your five-year old.

…feel that an open border with Mexico will provide you job security.

…believe jihadist Muslims are misunderstood peaceniks but Christians are cutthroat terrorists.

....think that the prisoners in Gitmo should all be set free but that Trump and "W" should be thrown into jail

…believe that parents should provide permission slips for middle-school field trips, but not abortion referrals.

…believe Obama has contained the Iran nuclear terrorism threat.

…feel the primary objective of ObamaCare is to provide “affordable health care” to the uninsured.

…didn’t know there are now 20 million more uninsured Americans now than when Obama took office.

.....hate Dick Cheney and Ronald Reagan but agree with Dick Cheney's statement concerning Reagan proving that deficits not longer matter cuz of all the massive debt he created.

.....believe all our problems would end if Trump would just die!!!!!!!!!!!

You might be a dishonest parroting tard pseudocon if you plagiarize someone else's work and pass if off as your own.

You Might Be a Liberal If...

Well I admit I took some of it, but made up a few myself.

Does that mean I fail the class?

It means you are a parroting rube who just got caught stealing someone else's work as your own.