You might be a democrat if

[DustyInfinity]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

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Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

Well, that lets me out. Problem is, as a descriptive, it lets a lot of Democrats out also. Nothing more fun than playing with stereotypes this morning?

You're representatives are supporting most of the listed positions. So if you vote for it, isn't it somewhat your position?

Not what they are supporting. That is the problem with loose inaccurate poorly targeted generalizations. Peddle you fish, somewhere else, honey or like the blind man said passing the fish market, tipping his hat, "Good afternoon, ladies"

In New York, people could throw things at police, and nothing would happen to them. That was before the riots. Crime is skyrocketing because police are no longer able to do their jobs and prosecutors are letting everyone go. You guys are fighting immigration reform like your party depends on it. Biden has sold the US out to every other country for his whole career. It is interesting that you are denying what your own representatives have done and say they are going to do.

 

[Turtlesoup]

Not all Democrats are progressives.

Moderate Democrats are on the endangered species list.

Well apparently, they are registering as Republicans.

 

[White 6]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

Well, that lets me out. Problem is, as a descriptive, it lets a lot of Democrats out also. Nothing more fun than playing with stereotypes this morning?

You're representatives are supporting most of the listed positions. So if you vote for it, isn't it somewhat your position?

Not what they are supporting. That is the problem with loose inaccurate poorly targeted generalizations. Peddle you fish, somewhere else, honey or like the blind man said passing the fish market, tipping his hat, "Good afternoon, ladies"

In New York, people could throw things at police, and nothing would happen to them. That was before the riots. Crime is skyrocketing because police are no longer able to do their jobs and prosecutors are letting everyone go. You guys are fighting immigration reform like your party depends on it. Biden has sold the US out to every other country for his whole career. It is interesting that you are denying what your own representatives have done and say they are going to do.

There you go. You started out with information (I suppose) of how it is where you chose to live, for whatever reason you chose to live there. Fine. Than you try to lump me in with people, in a political party I have never been a member of or registered with. I am in favor of comprehensive immigration reform, as it is a can, that has been kicked further down the road by both parties ever since at least the time of Ronald Reagan. I just don't have the golden answer as both sides keep raising tons of money on the issue, so it pays them, not to hammer out a solution. I disagree about Biden selling out the country, certainly in comparison with DJT, or a host of more important, more pressing issues, such as handling the Covid-19 pandemic resurgence. Rave on Fish Monger. Peddle your fish somewhere further down the street. Just how serious is immigration really effecting me in Tennessee, 1500 miles from the boarder? Not much.

 

[DustyInfinity]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

Well, that lets me out. Problem is, as a descriptive, it lets a lot of Democrats out also. Nothing more fun than playing with stereotypes this morning?

You're representatives are supporting most of the listed positions. So if you vote for it, isn't it somewhat your position?

Not what they are supporting. That is the problem with loose inaccurate poorly targeted generalizations. Peddle you fish, somewhere else, honey or like the blind man said passing the fish market, tipping his hat, "Good afternoon, ladies"

In New York, people could throw things at police, and nothing would happen to them. That was before the riots. Crime is skyrocketing because police are no longer able to do their jobs and prosecutors are letting everyone go. You guys are fighting immigration reform like your party depends on it. Biden has sold the US out to every other country for his whole career. It is interesting that you are denying what your own representatives have done and say they are going to do.

There you go. You started out with information (I suppose) of how it is where you chose to live, for whatever reason you chose to live there. Fine. Than you try to lump me in with people, in a political party I have never been a member of or registered with. I am in favor of comprehensive immigration reform, as it is a can, that has been kicked further down the road by both parties ever since at least the time of Ronald Reagan. I just don't have the golden answer as both sides keep raising tons of money on the issue, so it pays them, not to hammer out a solution. I disagree about Biden selling out the country, certainly in comparison with DJT, or a host of more important, more pressing issues, such as handling the Covid-19 pandemic resurgence. Rave on Fish Monger. Peddle your fish somewhere further down the street. Just how serious is immigration really effecting me in Tennessee, 1500 miles from the boarder? Not much.

I'm not sure you can say I'm cherry picking specific areas. Crime is rising under many democrat mayors besides New York. The Chop, Chaz zone for instance. The things causing crime to rise in all these cities is supported by the democrat leadership. I'm glad you support immigration reform, but the democrat party wouldn't even stop catch and release. What is up with that? Does Biden even believe China is a problem? Did Biden ever do anything about NAFTA? When he was vice president, he was getting rid of jobs so fast, he might as well as been doing it on purpose. I thought you were on record saying you voted for Biden, so I apologize if I read you wrong. Many of the points on the OPs list are not isolated instances, and are supported by the Biden Campaign. I don't think you can say things are fine in Tennessee, and ignore what is happening all around you.

 

[White 6]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

Well, that lets me out. Problem is, as a descriptive, it lets a lot of Democrats out also. Nothing more fun than playing with stereotypes this morning?

You're representatives are supporting most of the listed positions. So if you vote for it, isn't it somewhat your position?

Not what they are supporting. That is the problem with loose inaccurate poorly targeted generalizations. Peddle you fish, somewhere else, honey or like the blind man said passing the fish market, tipping his hat, "Good afternoon, ladies"

In New York, people could throw things at police, and nothing would happen to them. That was before the riots. Crime is skyrocketing because police are no longer able to do their jobs and prosecutors are letting everyone go. You guys are fighting immigration reform like your party depends on it. Biden has sold the US out to every other country for his whole career. It is interesting that you are denying what your own representatives have done and say they are going to do.

There you go. You started out with information (I suppose) of how it is where you chose to live, for whatever reason you chose to live there. Fine. Than you try to lump me in with people, in a political party I have never been a member of or registered with. I am in favor of comprehensive immigration reform, as it is a can, that has been kicked further down the road by both parties ever since at least the time of Ronald Reagan. I just don't have the golden answer as both sides keep raising tons of money on the issue, so it pays them, not to hammer out a solution. I disagree about Biden selling out the country, certainly in comparison with DJT, or a host of more important, more pressing issues, such as handling the Covid-19 pandemic resurgence. Rave on Fish Monger. Peddle your fish somewhere further down the street. Just how serious is immigration really effecting me in Tennessee, 1500 miles from the boarder? Not much.

I'm not sure you can say I'm cherry picking specific areas. Crime is rising under many democrat mayors besides New York. The Chop, Chaz zone for instance. The things causing crime to rise in all these cities is supported by the democrat leadership. I'm glad you support immigration reform, but the democrat party wouldn't even stop catch and release. What is up with that? Does Biden even believe China is a problem? Did Biden ever do anything about NAFTA? When he was vice president, he was getting rid of jobs so fast, he might as well as been doing it on purpose. I thought you were on record saying you voted for Biden, so I apologize if I read you wrong. Many of the points on the OPs list are not isolated instances, and are supported by the Biden Campaign. I don't think you can say things are fine in Tennessee, and ignore what is happening all around you.

I am not in New York or Washington state. Those governors and mayors need to get their shit together and decide how they want to live, although you have to admit, the violence in the place you mention is hardly seen in most cities, town, communities and rural areas across the country, including Tennessee. In Tennessee we are open. Factories in Jackson still hiring if you have the skills and wish to work. I have the skills, but no wish to work, preferring my retirement, richly deserved.
Her are a couple of points on trade deficit and job creation comparisons from Wikipedia and Forbes. I am glad I voted for Joe, for my own good and for yours.
Lower trade deficit during most of Obama/ Biden than under Trump/Pense:

Obama’s Last Three Years Of Job Growth All Beat Trump’s Best Year

Obamaâs Last Three Years Of Job Growth All Beat Trumpâs Best Year

President Trump continues to gaslight that this is the “Best economy ever”. When you compare the three years he has been in office to Obama’s last three, Trump’s yearly job growth didn’t exceed any of Obama's. Over that timeframe, Trump has created 1.5 million fewer jobs than Obama.

www.forbes.com