You might be a democrat if

[task0778]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

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Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

 

[percysunshine]

Not all Democrats are progressives.

 

[Votto]

Not all Democrats are progressives.

Rght, they are all pretty much regressive

Want to go back to the Obama times

 

[White 6]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

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Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

Well, that lets me out. Problem is, as a descriptive, it lets a lot of Democrats out also. Nothing more fun than playing with stereotypes this morning?

 

[mamooth]

The more butthurt and delusional the post from the Trump cultist, the more desperate they are about losing. This one was seriously butthurt.

On the bright side, at least they're coming to accept reality. They'll finish crying it out after a few years.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

What an absolute load of horseshit.
Would you like a little cheese to go with that whine?
Democrats care about people. Republicans care about corporations. Doesn't apply to everyone,
but is pretty indicative of the last four decades or so.

 

[miketx]

The more butthurt and delusional the post from the Trump cultist, the more desperate they are about losing. This one was seriously butthurt.

On the bright side, at least they're coming to accept reality. They'll finish crying it out after a few years.

Goebbels^^^

 

[MarathonMike]

Not all Democrats are progressives.

Moderate Democrats are on the endangered species list.

 

[Thinker101]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

What an absolute load of horseshit.
Would you like a little cheese to go with that whine?
Democrats care about people. Republicans care about corporations. Doesn't apply to everyone,
but is pretty indicative of the last four decades or so.

Dang, you have some of that free cheese left?

 

[task0778]

Not all Democrats are progressives.

This is true, otherwise Bernie Sanders would be the democrat nominee instead of Biden. I dunno what the actual breakdown is within their party, probably more moderates than progressives but the Far Left are the one making the most noise and IMHO intimidating everyone else to go along with their agenda. But I think most democrats agree with much of the OP. And IMHO the tactics employed by the democrats these days are downright disgusting. Who in their right mind allows their cities to burn down and people getting hurt or killed and so much property damaged?

 

[LuckyDuck]

We need to stop referring to Democrats as "Progressives." There is absolutely NOTHING progressive about Marxism. It's actually "REGRESSIVE." Karl Marx was born in 1818 and died in 1883, at the beginning of the Industrial Age. His views reflected the working conditions of that era, NOT the working conditions and laws of this era, so trying to emulate Marx is....REGRESSIVE.

 

[Votto]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

What an absolute load of horseshit.
Would you like a little cheese to go with that whine?
Democrats care about people. Republicans care about corporations. Doesn't apply to everyone,
but is pretty indicative of the last four decades or so.

Funny, corporations like Twitter and Facebook and YouTube are censoring conservative speech.

So what democrat cares about those people being censored?

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

What an absolute load of horseshit.
Would you like a little cheese to go with that whine?
Democrats care about people. Republicans care about corporations. Doesn't apply to everyone,
but is pretty indicative of the last four decades or so.

Funny, corporations like Twitter and Facebook and YouTube are censoring conservative speech.

So what democrat cares about those people being censored?

No, they're tagging lies, mis and dis-information with the proper warnings. If you've ever spent any time on these social media platforms
or read any of the user comments in YouTube, you'd know they lean almost 70% conservative....or right of that.
Twitter and Facebook are sewers of right wing ballyhooing.

 

[Votto]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

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With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

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Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

What an absolute load of horseshit.
Would you like a little cheese to go with that whine?
Democrats care about people. Republicans care about corporations. Doesn't apply to everyone,
but is pretty indicative of the last four decades or so.

Funny, corporations like Twitter and Facebook and YouTube are censoring conservative speech.

So what democrat cares about those people being censored?

No, they're tagging lies, mis and dis-information with the proper warnings. If you've ever spent any time on these social media platforms
or read any of the user comments in YouTube, you'd know they lean almost 70% conservative....or right of that.
Twitter and Facebook are sewers of right wing ballyhooing.

So they will post Russiagate with Trump and spend 3 years investigating it swearing he will be impeached over it and never does and that is OK?

 

[AZrailwhale]

The more butthurt and delusional the post from the Trump cultist, the more desperate they are about losing. This one was seriously butthurt.

On the bright side, at least they're coming to accept reality. They'll finish crying it out after a few years.

If Biden wins, we'll do what we did when Obama won. Play defense and work towards winning the next election. We won't scream and riot in the streets.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

What an absolute load of horseshit.
Would you like a little cheese to go with that whine?
Democrats care about people. Republicans care about corporations. Doesn't apply to everyone,
but is pretty indicative of the last four decades or so.

Funny, corporations like Twitter and Facebook and YouTube are censoring conservative speech.

So what democrat cares about those people being censored?

No, they're tagging lies, mis and dis-information with the proper warnings. If you've ever spent any time on these social media platforms
or read any of the user comments in YouTube, you'd know they lean almost 70% conservative....or right of that.
Twitter and Facebook are sewers of right wing ballyhooing.

So they will post Russiagate with Trump and spend 3 years investigating it swearing he will be impeached over it and never does and that is OK?

No such thing as Russiagate. Made up alt-right wet dream fantasy.
No reason to indulge silly conspiracy theories.
Hey, how's that unmasking investigation coming along?

 

[Votto]

The more butthurt and delusional the post from the Trump cultist, the more desperate they are about losing. This one was seriously butthurt.

On the bright side, at least they're coming to accept reality. They'll finish crying it out after a few years.

If Biden wins, we'll do what we did when Obama won. Play defense and work towards winning the next election. We won't scream and riot in the streets.

Wait.....wut?

Democrats went on offense.

They not only yelled through the streets, they terrorized and vandalized cities around the country and impeached Trump.

So I guess if Biden wins, that is a winning formula to copy.

 

[mamooth]

If Biden wins, we'll do what we did when Obama won. Play defense and work towards winning the next election. We won't scream and riot in the streets.

Be serious. You're going amp up your victimhood screaming and calls for more violence to record levels. It's what you do. It's all the right is capable of.

And obviously, your side will ramp up their ongoing violence to new heights. Right-wing violence and terrorism is bad now, but it's going to get worse. And every Trump cultist here will be making more excuses for it when it happens. The two sides are total opposites in that respect. The left condemns violence, the right encourages it, which is why there's so much more violence from the right.

 

[DustyInfinity]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

Well, that lets me out. Problem is, as a descriptive, it lets a lot of Democrats out also. Nothing more fun than playing with stereotypes this morning?

You're representatives are supporting most of the listed positions. So if you vote for it, isn't it somewhat your position?

 

[White 6]

If you believe America is systemically racist and all white Americans should engage in abject mea culpas

If you believe Buffy and Skylar should be able to idle at university for years in order to earn a degree in vegetarian studies at taxpayer expense

If you believe the mainstream news media are objective purveyors of truth and speak truth to power

If you believe Donald Trump is a racist and Al Sharpton is a civil rights leader

If you believe the COVID virus spreads promiscuously at church services but not during urban riots

If you believe national borders are racist and xenophobic and anyone who wishes to crash our gates should be escorted directly to the nearest supervisor of elections office to register to vote before picking up a welfare check, six months’ worth of food stamps, and a certificate of citizenship

If you think Joe Biden knows how to cure America’s ills and are not curious why in eight years he never told Barack Obama

If you believe police officers should be treated as criminals and criminals treated as victims

If you believe Joe Biden’s professed Catholicism is a résumé builder, but Amy Coney Barrett’s is a disqualifier

If you believe the recent slight warming of the planet is a threat to our very existence rather than just part of the up and down cycles that have occurred as long as the planet has existed, and that somehow politicians and bureaucrats could devise a planetary thermostat so that all parts of Earth will be at the proper temperature

If you believe a six-foot tall person with an X and Y chromosome, a five o’clock shadow at three o’clock, and an Adam’s apple the size if a real apple can get up one morning feeling girlish, sing a couple of choruses of “I feel pretty,” and bingo, he’s a she

If you believe history can and should be adjusted to suit current progressive fads

If you wish to abolish police and replace them with social workers, psychotherapists, and yoga instructors

If you believe that “endangered” worms, bugs, and plants should be saved at all cost but unborn human children are expendable

If you believe Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and any place else that promises two more Democrat senators until the end of time should become states

If you believe small business owners should be obliged to pay a 16 year-old $600 a week ($15 times 40) to sweep the floors

If you think professors and various government experts can organize your life and make all your important decisions better than you can

If you believe anyone making more money than you do should pay more in taxes so you can enjoy your fair share of what he has worked for

If you think conservative, straight, white males are the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the history of the world, and they should be cast into outer darkness

If you think personal liberty, including freedom of speech, is so 20th century

If you believe every trace of religiosity must be scrubbed from the public square, to be replaced by any crackpot political philosophy that comes down the pike

If you believe men and women are interchangeable, just undifferentiated persons, and that women make just as good warriors as men

If you believe the riots, arson, looting and shooting in Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis were caused by Donald Trump while the mayors, city council members, police chiefs, and prosecutors in those cities were just innocent bystanders

If you believe felons, who can’t be bothered to obey the law, should vote to determine who makes and administers those laws

If you believe wind and solar can replace fossil fuels as a reliable and relatively inexpensive source of energy

If you believe Black Lives Matter, not the unassailable sentiment but the Marxist organization, really just wants equity between the races rather than revolution

If you believe all health care, as well as anything anyone can decide that they need, or just want, should be provided to all at taxpayers’ expense

If you believe the United Nations is a serious organization that has promoted world peace and its resolutions carry more weight than a note passed in study hall

If you believe blocking roads, throwing rocks and bottles at police and civilians, starting fires, looting, and intimidating anyone you don’t think shares your mania is “mostly peaceful protest,”

If you believe law-abiding citizens are too incompetent and irresponsible to own guns and that taking guns away from them will do something positive about reducing gun violence

You Might Be a Democrat | The American Spectator | USA News and PoliticsThe American Spectator | USA News and Politics

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for appropriating his form, I submit what I hope is a useful guide for those...

spectator.org

Lotta truth here. Could add a few things to the list, but it was getting too long. Yes, I edited it to cut it down some.

Well, that lets me out. Problem is, as a descriptive, it lets a lot of Democrats out also. Nothing more fun than playing with stereotypes this morning?

You're representatives are supporting most of the listed positions. So if you vote for it, isn't it somewhat your position?

Not what they are supporting. That is the problem with loose inaccurate poorly targeted generalizations. Peddle you fish, somewhere else, honey or like the blind man said passing the fish market, tipping his hat, "Good afternoon, ladies"