TruthSeeker56
Silver Member
You may be a LEFT WINGNUT DEMOCRAT if..............
1. You believe that HYPOCRISY is a virtue.
2. You believe that "freedom of speech" applies ONLY to people that agree with your opinions and agendas.
3. Your sources of "objective" political commentary are Chris Mathews, Rachel Maddow, Jon Stewart, NPR, the alphabet TV networks, the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and left wing internet sites like the Huffington Post.
4. You are in favor of feeding, clothing, sheltering, providing health care, and educating people from other countries who have violated federal law by entering the United States illegally, while denying these same services to U.S. citizens who are in need.
5. When you are backed into a corner, you respond by playing the "race card", the "gay rights card", the "reproductive rights card", the "economic equality card", the "equality of results" card, the "big business card", the "guns kill people card", and all of the other cards in your deck.
6. You believe that the federal government magically creates private sector jobs.
7. You are convinced that "Cash For Clunkers", HARP, Obamacare, and loaning billions of taxpayer dollars to startup "green energy companies" who proceeded to go bankrupt, were all great ideas.
8. Issues that were "battle cries" for you when Bush was President (Gitmo, middle east conflicts, gas prices, government debt, budget deficits, etc.) are not longer on your radar, even though these issues are still there after 5+ years of Obama.
9. You are OK with Obama and his family spending hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars on extravagant "vacations" and overseas "trips", but you lost your mind whenever President Bush went HOME to his Texas ranch for a break.
10. You don't have a problem with Democrat scandals, such as Gary Condit, Eliot Spitzer, Jim Mc Greevey, Barney Frank, Alcee Hastings, Marion Barry, Gerry Studds, Jack Murtha, Gary Hart, William Jefferson, Sandy Berger, etc., but you blow a gasket when a rancher in Texas allows his cattle to graze on "federal" land, and then makes what you consider to be "racist" statements.
11. You categorize the "termination" of an unborn baby as "reproductive rights".
12. You categorize gay marriage, gay couple adoption, and other special provisions relating to your sexual lifestyle, as "gay rights".
13. You believe that the events of September 11th were an "inside job", created by President Bush, to avenge the attempted assassination of his father during his father's Presidency.
14. You in no way consider yourself to be a "racist", but you voted for Barack Obama because he is black (well, HALF-black).
15. You believe that people who have personal financial success should be PUNISHED, and people who are unmotivated, lazy, and have no incentive to be successful should be REWARDED.
16. You believe that inanimate objects are capable of killing people.
17. You are convinced that if anti-gun laws are passed, violent criminals will line up to surrender their firearms to the proper authorities.
18. You believe that a family can defend themselves from criminals brandishing firearms by simply TALKING to the criminals, or by calling 9-1-1, or by brandishing steak knives.
19. You believe that the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights are subject to change and broad interpretations, because the founding fathers really didn't "get it".
20. You are able to draw a parallel between terminating the life of an unborn baby, and terminating the life of a murderer, and use this parallel as an argument against capital punishment.
1. You believe that HYPOCRISY is a virtue.
2. You believe that "freedom of speech" applies ONLY to people that agree with your opinions and agendas.
3. Your sources of "objective" political commentary are Chris Mathews, Rachel Maddow, Jon Stewart, NPR, the alphabet TV networks, the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and left wing internet sites like the Huffington Post.
4. You are in favor of feeding, clothing, sheltering, providing health care, and educating people from other countries who have violated federal law by entering the United States illegally, while denying these same services to U.S. citizens who are in need.
5. When you are backed into a corner, you respond by playing the "race card", the "gay rights card", the "reproductive rights card", the "economic equality card", the "equality of results" card, the "big business card", the "guns kill people card", and all of the other cards in your deck.
6. You believe that the federal government magically creates private sector jobs.
7. You are convinced that "Cash For Clunkers", HARP, Obamacare, and loaning billions of taxpayer dollars to startup "green energy companies" who proceeded to go bankrupt, were all great ideas.
8. Issues that were "battle cries" for you when Bush was President (Gitmo, middle east conflicts, gas prices, government debt, budget deficits, etc.) are not longer on your radar, even though these issues are still there after 5+ years of Obama.
9. You are OK with Obama and his family spending hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars on extravagant "vacations" and overseas "trips", but you lost your mind whenever President Bush went HOME to his Texas ranch for a break.
10. You don't have a problem with Democrat scandals, such as Gary Condit, Eliot Spitzer, Jim Mc Greevey, Barney Frank, Alcee Hastings, Marion Barry, Gerry Studds, Jack Murtha, Gary Hart, William Jefferson, Sandy Berger, etc., but you blow a gasket when a rancher in Texas allows his cattle to graze on "federal" land, and then makes what you consider to be "racist" statements.
11. You categorize the "termination" of an unborn baby as "reproductive rights".
12. You categorize gay marriage, gay couple adoption, and other special provisions relating to your sexual lifestyle, as "gay rights".
13. You believe that the events of September 11th were an "inside job", created by President Bush, to avenge the attempted assassination of his father during his father's Presidency.
14. You in no way consider yourself to be a "racist", but you voted for Barack Obama because he is black (well, HALF-black).
15. You believe that people who have personal financial success should be PUNISHED, and people who are unmotivated, lazy, and have no incentive to be successful should be REWARDED.
16. You believe that inanimate objects are capable of killing people.
17. You are convinced that if anti-gun laws are passed, violent criminals will line up to surrender their firearms to the proper authorities.
18. You believe that a family can defend themselves from criminals brandishing firearms by simply TALKING to the criminals, or by calling 9-1-1, or by brandishing steak knives.
19. You believe that the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights are subject to change and broad interpretations, because the founding fathers really didn't "get it".
20. You are able to draw a parallel between terminating the life of an unborn baby, and terminating the life of a murderer, and use this parallel as an argument against capital punishment.