Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged

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Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged​

U.S.·Apr 29, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged.

Though long held to be a historical fact, a plurality of Democratic voters went on record in a research study to confirm that they now suspect that President Abraham Lincoln was never actually assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, and that the entire incident was simply an elaborate hoax.

"That whole situation was suspicious," lifelong Democrat Dean Stinson posted on social media. "Sure, the government and the educational system want you to believe that President Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theater, but let's be honest here, things don't add up. First of all, do you know what John Wilkes Booth did for a living? That's right — he was an actor. Actors literally spend their time playing roles and pretending. Sounds like just the guy you'd want to pull off a staged assassination, am I right?"

A majority of those who participated in the poll agreed. "It all just worked out a little too perfectly, didn't it?" said Andrew Huff, another Democrat. "You mean to tell me Booth supposedly shot Lincoln, stabbed another guy, jumped out of the theater box, ‘broke his leg,' and still managed to get away and hide for 12 days before he was captured? Please. Something doesn't seem right. The vibes aren't vibing. My gut tells me this has been a conspiracy all along."

At publishing time, a follow-up poll also indicated that a majority of Democrats believe former President John F. Kennedy is likely alive today and living somewhere in the Florida Keys.

 

[Knuckles Z]

OKAY ..... IT HAD TO BE THE BEE..... BUT GIVE IT TIME .....D-RATS WILL GO DOWN THAT RABBIT RAT HOLE.

 

[Votto]

This just in, it turns out that John Wilkes Booth's parents were MAGA Republicans AND they were Jooooos!!!

Nuff said.

 

[BackAgain]

Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged​

U.S.·Apr 29, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged.

Though long held to be a historical fact, a plurality of Democratic voters went on record in a research study to confirm that they now suspect that President Abraham Lincoln was never actually assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, and that the entire incident was simply an elaborate hoax.

"That whole situation was suspicious," lifelong Democrat Dean Stinson posted on social media. "Sure, the government and the educational system want you to believe that President Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theater, but let's be honest here, things don't add up. First of all, do you know what John Wilkes Booth did for a living? That's right — he was an actor. Actors literally spend their time playing roles and pretending. Sounds like just the guy you'd want to pull off a staged assassination, am I right?"

A majority of those who participated in the poll agreed. "It all just worked out a little too perfectly, didn't it?" said Andrew Huff, another Democrat. "You mean to tell me Booth supposedly shot Lincoln, stabbed another guy, jumped out of the theater box, ‘broke his leg,' and still managed to get away and hide for 12 days before he was captured? Please. Something doesn't seem right. The vibes aren't vibing. My gut tells me this has been a conspiracy all along."

At publishing time, a follow-up poll also indicated that a majority of Democrats believe former President John F. Kennedy is likely alive today and living somewhere in the Florida Keys.

These assassination “skeptics” point to what they consider a major key “clue.”

The alleged “assassin” just happened to be an “actor.” Coincidence?

 

[luiza]

In a monumental 2014 paper Miles Mathis showed that it indeed was a Staged and Fake event .
See his Updates site .
A very scholarly paper .
Far too long and detailed for Munchers .

What an extraordinary Polymath theDouble M is.
Tragic that a man who will rank alongside Da Vinci and Newton has had his work so heavily suppressed in his own life time .
His scientific analyses and findings are remarkable .
And have never been seriously queried or remotely questioned .

 

[BS Filter]

These assassination “skeptics” point to what they consider a major key “clue.”

The alleged “assassin” just happened to be an “actor.” Coincidence?

Well, Madonna did say she dreamed of blowing up the White House. Isn't she an actress of sorts?

 

[jacksonlamb]

OKAY ..... IT HAD TO BE THE BEE..... BUT GIVE IT TIME .....D-RATS WILL GO DOWN THAT RABBIT RAT HOLE.

The GOPP is already there.

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

The majority of democrats believe what they’re told to believe.

 

[jacksonlamb]

The majority of democrats believe what they’re told to believe.

^ the irony

 

[Augustine_]

Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged​

U.S.·Apr 29, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged.

Though long held to be a historical fact, a plurality of Democratic voters went on record in a research study to confirm that they now suspect that President Abraham Lincoln was never actually assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, and that the entire incident was simply an elaborate hoax.

"That whole situation was suspicious," lifelong Democrat Dean Stinson posted on social media. "Sure, the government and the educational system want you to believe that President Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theater, but let's be honest here, things don't add up. First of all, do you know what John Wilkes Booth did for a living? That's right — he was an actor. Actors literally spend their time playing roles and pretending. Sounds like just the guy you'd want to pull off a staged assassination, am I right?"

A majority of those who participated in the poll agreed. "It all just worked out a little too perfectly, didn't it?" said Andrew Huff, another Democrat. "You mean to tell me Booth supposedly shot Lincoln, stabbed another guy, jumped out of the theater box, ‘broke his leg,' and still managed to get away and hide for 12 days before he was captured? Please. Something doesn't seem right. The vibes aren't vibing. My gut tells me this has been a conspiracy all along."

At publishing time, a follow-up poll also indicated that a majority of Democrats believe former President John F. Kennedy is likely alive today and living somewhere in the Florida Keys.

This must make for a good laugh among confederate flag waving MAGA's who hate Lincoln

 

[TNHarley]

IDC if it was staged or not. It ws a great day in American history.

 

[TNHarley]

 

[Knuckles Z]

This just in, it turns out that John Wilkes Booth's parents were MAGA Republicans AND they were Jooooos!!!

Nuff said.

As reported by the MSM.

 

[Knuckles Z]

IDC if it was staged or not. It ws a great day in American history.

Why would you say that?

 

[TNHarley]

Why would you say that?

Lincoln was the worst tyrant in history.
Look at my avatar

 

[HikerGuy83]

And have never been seriously queried or remotely questioned .

Because he's never been taken seriously.

 

[BackAgain]

Lincoln was the worst tyrant in history.
Look at my avatar

It is highly doubtful that he was a tyrant at all. But, the worst in history?

 

[TNHarley]

It is highly doubtful that he was a tyrant at all. But, the worst in history?

American history

 

[TNHarley]

 

[Roudy]

This must make for a good laugh among confederate flag waving MAGA's who hate Lincoln

Even though it’s today’s Democrats are the ones who are calling Lincoln a racist?