You ever wonder what happens to lab monkeys ?

[the other mike]

Laboratory testing on chimpanzees, humans' closest living relative, and other great apes was effectively banned in the United Kingdom in 1997, followed by New Zealand, the Netherlands, Japan, Germany and others.

A few of the 'fortunate' ones get to retire here;

Countries banning non-human ape experimentation - Wikipedia

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Trump's tariffs on monkeys could 'severely damage' US medical research and send labs to China

As demand for lab monkeys continues to rise, U.S. scientists are reporting delays in research projects because they can't obtain enough animals, according to the National Institutes of Health.

www.cnbc.com

U.S. lab chimps were dumped on Liberia's Monkey Island and left to starve. Their caretaker saved them.

MONKEY ISLAND, Liberia - All was quiet when the motorboat puttered to a stop. Saltwater lapped at the narrow sandy shore. Mangrove leaves fluttered in the

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Science | AAAS

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Stop the international trade in monkeys for research | Cruelty Free International

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Chimp Haven (2026) - All You Need to Know BEFORE You Go (with Reviews)

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Chimp Haven - Wikipedia

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[fncceo]

Lab monkeys that don't go on to get their PhD usually end up in top-flight jobs in the housekeeping and food service industries.

 

[the other mike]

 

[the other mike]

Lab monkeys that don't go on to get their PhD usually end up in top-flight jobs in the housekeeping and food service industries.

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Some become bad actors.

 

[bluzman61]

Laboratory testing on chimpanzees, humans' closest living relative, and other great apes was effectively banned in the United Kingdom in 1997, followed by New Zealand, the Netherlands, Japan, Germany and others.

A few of the 'fortunate' ones get to retire here;

Countries banning non-human ape experimentation - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Trump's tariffs on monkeys could 'severely damage' US medical research and send labs to China

As demand for lab monkeys continues to rise, U.S. scientists are reporting delays in research projects because they can't obtain enough animals, according to the National Institutes of Health.

www.cnbc.com

U.S. lab chimps were dumped on Liberia's Monkey Island and left to starve. Their caretaker saved them.

MONKEY ISLAND, Liberia - All was quiet when the motorboat puttered to a stop. Saltwater lapped at the narrow sandy shore. Mangrove leaves fluttered in the

www.heraldnews.com

Science | AAAS

www.sciencemag.org

Chimp Haven (2026) - All You Need to Know BEFORE You Go (with Reviews)

www.tripadvisor.com

Stop the international trade in monkeys for research | Cruelty Free International

www.crueltyfreeinternational.org

Chimp Haven - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I saw your thread title and feared the worst. Luckily it's good news! Thanks for the post.

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[bluzman61]

VERY clever!

 

[Ridgerunner]

 

[Moonglow]

Which lab were they associated with?

 

[Muhammed]

They become "community organizers", marry a fugly tranny and seek a career in politics.

 

[Unkotare]

Just recently (believe it or not), a group of monkeys in a lab in India attacked a lab assistant and - get this - made off with a batch of Covid19 samples.

 

[fncceo]

I've seen this movie ...

 

[Unkotare]

I've seen this movie ...

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AOC before her weekly waxing, and upon hearing that Amazon was going to bring thousands of jobs to NY.

 

[the other mike]

*Disturbing content warning*

I'm not watching it, but it's here for anyone else to watch if they want to.

 

[fncceo]

I've seen this movie ...

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AOC before her weekly waxing, and upon hearing that Amazon was going to bring thousands of jobs to NY.

Is it just me? I actually think she's kind of hot.

 

[the other mike]

 

[Mindful]

I've seen this movie ...

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AOC before her weekly waxing, and upon hearing that Amazon was going to bring thousands of jobs to NY.

Is it just me? I actually think she's kind of hot.

It must be you.

 

[Mindful]

Look at this lot. lol.

Monkeys run off with coronavirus samples after attacking medic

They attacked a medical official while he was walking through a college in India.

metro.co.uk

 

[LuckyDuck]

Laboratory testing on chimpanzees, humans' closest living relative, and other great apes was effectively banned in the United Kingdom in 1997, followed by New Zealand, the Netherlands, Japan, Germany and others.

A few of the 'fortunate' ones get to retire here;

Countries banning non-human ape experimentation - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Trump's tariffs on monkeys could 'severely damage' US medical research and send labs to China

As demand for lab monkeys continues to rise, U.S. scientists are reporting delays in research projects because they can't obtain enough animals, according to the National Institutes of Health.

www.cnbc.com

U.S. lab chimps were dumped on Liberia's Monkey Island and left to starve. Their caretaker saved them.

MONKEY ISLAND, Liberia - All was quiet when the motorboat puttered to a stop. Saltwater lapped at the narrow sandy shore. Mangrove leaves fluttered in the

www.heraldnews.com

Science | AAAS

www.sciencemag.org

Stop the international trade in monkeys for research | Cruelty Free International

www.crueltyfreeinternational.org

Chimp Haven (2026) - All You Need to Know BEFORE You Go (with Reviews)

www.tripadvisor.com

Chimp Haven - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Many are sold to Gypsies, Organ Grinders and others get jobs as extras in films.

 

[the other mike]

Many are sold to Gypsies, Organ Grinders and others get jobs as extras in films.

You really think they would have unpredictable monkeys that have spent years in cages hating people roaming around on Hollywood move sets ?
" Mr Spielberg, apparently the chimp just killed 2 of the co-stars."