Yes or No?

Yes, I don't have discriminating tastes.

Have you ever called the police on a drunk driver?
 
Dark Haired

Have you ever had a haircut so bad you had to wear a hat?
 
Dark Haired

Have you ever had a haircut so bad you had to wear a hat?
No, I'm a guy. We don't care about bad haircuts.

Do you ever leave the house looking like a complete slob?
 
No. (except to go to the mailbox!)

Do you think it's a turn off if women belch, fart or cuss?
 
No. (except to go to the mailbox!)

Do you think it's a turn off if women belch, fart or cuss?
Yes, if she's trying to pick me up.
No, if she's giving me a yummy sandwich.

Do you like it when a man offers to pay for the check?
 
Do you like it when a man offers to pay for the check?

Yes. (it shows he's interested).

Do you think all women should know how to cook?
 
Do you like it when a man offers to pay for the check?

Yes. (it shows he's interested).

Do you think all women should know how to cook?
Yes, it gives us something to do together.

Should older people laugh at kids wearing saggy jeans that hang off their butts?
 
No

Have you ever knowingly accepted too much money from a clerk or bank employee?
 
No

have you ever found money on the street?
 
Yes, a 20 dollar bill.

Have you ever checked out the last page of a book before finishing?
 
Yes, a 20 dollar bill.

Have you ever checked out the last page of a book before finishing?
Yes. I want to give a boring book a chance to redeem itself.

Have you ever been really sick?
 
Yes.

Have you ever won money or an expensive prize?
 
Yes. $4 thousand at a slot machine outside of Vegas.

What is your most embarrassing moment, if it's not too painful to share?
 
Long story. Sorry.

I worked for a timeshare company. Part of my job was to announce people that purchased time share to induce others to purchase time share as well during their visit. If no one recently purchased a time share, we were told to pull a file and just announce a name of someone that had purchased a time share in the past. Someone was trying to close a sale, and, one of the supervisors asked me to quickly make and announcement and just make a name up.

Well... I got the "We are pleased to announce that Mr. & Mrs....." part out but was drawing a complete blank on a name.... there was a long pause (seemed like 2 minutes) then.... I said "John Smith"

I can't believe they didn't fire me on the spot. I never lived it down though, it was the running joke for a very long time......

Do you ice skate, roller skate or snow ski? If not regularly, have you ever ?
 
Ice skate (used to play hockey)

Do you have a life outside of USMB?
 
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