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BOB: Bob's Electric, this is Bob. How may I help you?I've been looking all in the news since before Thanksgiving to see the latest scoop of what's going on with Biden, Trump, and Harris but nothing big has really jumped out at me. With Trump I figured it's because he's currently focused more on starting his campaign, but the fact that I haven't heard anything big from the left right now, especially with Christmas coming and our current fuel shortage scares me. At least I haven't seen anything new from them and maybe it's just me.
TARD: Uh, yes. Hi Bob. The big red firebell above my cot has stopped working. It's supposed to go off whenever there is a bulletin from my favorite propagandists for me to parrot all over the web. It hasn't gone off in days and I am worried.
BOB: Okay, I can look at that. When did it stop working?
TARD: Since a little before Thanksgiving.
BOB: It could be your circuit breaker panel. Has anything else stopped working?
TARD: Now that you mention it, the robotic hammer that is supposed to hit my skull every four hours has stopped working. I'm starting to feel smarter and I will lose my subscription to Tucker Carlson Originals if that happens.
BOB: Okay, that sounds like a circuit breaker. I'll be right over.