Spoken like a true liberal. I doubt you can impose your vices on me but you are welcome to try.LOL! Suddenly, I'm feeling patriotic.
I think it's time for you to get a vice, hobby, or something.
Okay, lets start with music. Music is my favorite vice. It certainly picks me up when I'm feeling down. Maybe this will help you feel better.
John Lennon?
Bleh...
Lennon was shot 15 years to late....The Beatles suck.
You're just suffering from class envy.
I'm just watching the show.
knows better as well 
Remember what happened last time you people did that Sugar Shorts?