Why I Am Not A Christian

[Anguille]

Why do people feel the need to share their thoughts on why they are or are not followers of any faith. Frankly, I couldn't give a shit.

It's also very entertaining that the socialists are so desperate to sell their product that they resort to using the rather pathetic reason of 'Christ was a socialist'.... Clearly, they have no concept of Christianity or any other faith. It is laughably stupid.

Because like I said, there is no fanatic so zealous about evangelizing as an atheist with an axe to grind. And for some odd reason, they always assume the rest of us are deeply concerned with and fascinated by their beliefs. It never seems to cross their minds that they could possibly be complete non-entities to others.

So non-believers are non-entities. Why does it not surprise me that an intolerant and insecure religious bigot such as yourself would think that way.

 

[tommywho70x]

Do you honestly think anyone cares who or what you'd like to caress with your tongue?

do you think i care if anybody cares?

i was trying not to be vulgar, but since you chimed in, i really think you ladies need your clits nibbled on more often.

if you got head more often you wouldn't act like you had chronic PMS.

maybe if your significant others knew that foreplay was more than a slap in the ass and yelling at you to wake up so he could slam his salami into you, y'all might be more pleasant and have more worthwhile input here.

You are the reason ladies become lesbians.. you aren't the only one with a tongue..

none of my ex-old ladies became lesbians. i would think that the guys who don't give head drive more women away from heterosex than the guys that do.

 

[tommywho70x]

do you think i care if anybody cares?

i was trying not to be vulgar, but since you chimed in, i really think you ladies need your clits nibbled on more often.

if you got head more often you wouldn't act like you had chronic PMS.

maybe if your significant others knew that foreplay was more than a slap in the ass and yelling at you to wake up so he could slam his salami into you, y'all might be more pleasant and have more worthwhile input here.

You are the reason ladies become lesbians.. you aren't the only one with a tongue..

Now, now. You should have more sympathy for someone who obviously hasn't been allowed to get his tongue near anything he didn't buy at Dairy Queen in years.

another fool assumption from an uptight man-hating dyke.

i don't do dairy queen and i stopped allowing women to pick me up in the 90's because it got too dangerous from insane boyfriends, welfare babies sleeping in the next room, herpes and aids.

something about my saxophone tonguing technique makes women want to feel it in their crotches.

 

[syrenn]

something about my saxophone tonguing technique makes women want to feel it in their crotches.

I cant help myself

pics please.

 

[tommywho70x]

something about my saxophone tonguing technique makes women want to feel it in their crotches.

I cant help myself

pics please.

sorry, none exist that i know about.

pictures of me performing in public are very rare and in the bedroom, i hope they are non-existant.

 

[CurveLight]

something about my saxophone tonguing technique makes women want to feel it in their crotches.

I cant help myself

pics please.

I had a box of homemade movies....until I got serious and moved in with a woman who got too curious one night while I was at work.

 

[syrenn]

I had a box of homemade movies....until I got serious and moved in with a woman who got too curious one night while I was at work.

how did that go over?

 

[CurveLight]

do you think i care if anybody cares?

i was trying not to be vulgar, but since you chimed in, i really think you ladies need your clits nibbled on more often.

if you got head more often you wouldn't act like you had chronic PMS.

maybe if your significant others knew that foreplay was more than a slap in the ass and yelling at you to wake up so he could slam his salami into you, y'all might be more pleasant and have more worthwhile input here.

You are the reason ladies become lesbians.. you aren't the only one with a tongue..

none of my ex-old ladies became lesbians. i would think that the guys who don't give head drive more women away from heterosex than the guys that do.

When I was 17 and still in high school I moved in with a 21 year old who taught me the importance of a platinum tongue.....giving a woman multiple orgasms is possibly the world's best drug free confidence booster....

 

[CurveLight]

I had a box of homemade movies....until I got serious and moved in with a woman who got too curious one night while I was at work.

how did that go over?

She gave me a choice....the tapes or her.....so I asked if I could review them before answering....not exactly what she was looking for.....then she confessed she already cut them.

A couple weeks later we made our own. But....we split up a couple of months later.

 

[Avatar4321]

That's the common misinterpretation but anyone who has studied the issue knows it is way off base. Not to mention the fact Jesus never paid taxes once his ministry began.

Im curious how you reached that conclusion. I mean it may be completely accurate, but the scriptures are silent on the matter. Arguments from silence aren't very strong ones. After all, Jesus never went to the bathroom in the Bible either. Does that mean he never did during his ministry? I find it unlikely.

 

[Avatar4321]

I'm not christian because I would NOT join any club that would have glenn beck
or rush limbaugh
or pat robertson
or ann coulter

as a member

It's your loss.

 

[Avatar4321]

You are the reason ladies become lesbians.. you aren't the only one with a tongue..

Please don't go lesbian on his account. There are still decent guys like me around.

 

[tommywho70x]

You are the reason ladies become lesbians.. you aren't the only one with a tongue..

none of my ex-old ladies became lesbians. i would think that the guys who don't give head drive more women away from heterosex than the guys that do.

When I was 17 and still in high school I moved in with a 21 year old who taught me the importance of a platinum tongue.....giving a woman multiple orgasms is possibly the world's best drug free confidence booster....

my first live in didn't have to teach me about the tongue and when i asked her if she had come she'd usually say she lost count.

and women who get head are usually a whole lot more enthusiastic and creative when they give it.

 

[CurveLight]

That's the common misinterpretation but anyone who has studied the issue knows it is way off base. Not to mention the fact Jesus never paid taxes once his ministry began.

Im curious how you reached that conclusion. I mean it may be completely accurate, but the scriptures are silent on the matter. Arguments from silence aren't very strong ones. After all, Jesus never went to the bathroom in the Bible either. Does that mean he never did during his ministry? I find it unlikely.

It's not an argument from silence at all. It's about understanding a culture.
Imagine some sequence of fucked up events that left our current english language in bits and pieces and 2,000 years from now someone finds a box that has "Air Conditioner" printed on it. We automatically know it's sole function is to cool the air. However, taking bits of info from our same era people could argue "Air Conditioner" meant "Air Purifier" or that it raised or lowered temps while also cleaning the air. So how would it be determined? The same approach must be used when studying ancient texts.

 

[CurveLight]

none of my ex-old ladies became lesbians. i would think that the guys who don't give head drive more women away from heterosex than the guys that do.

When I was 17 and still in high school I moved in with a 21 year old who taught me the importance of a platinum tongue.....giving a woman multiple orgasms is possibly the world's best drug free confidence booster....

my first live in didn't have to teach me about the tongue and when i asked her if she had come she'd usually say she lost count.

and women who get head are usually a whole lot more enthusiastic and creative when they give it.

Hey, I was 17 and living in bumfuckegypt....I was five years ahead of schedule. I do agree women will be more apt to give head if they get it but I never really cared for it......unless I was driving.....other than that......I'd rather just **** like a lubed rocket all night.

 

[syrenn]

I have the answer!!! I know why I am not a christian. They got this little rule:

Exodus 20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

I am so out of here

 

[tommywho70x]

I have the answer!!! I know why I am not a christian. They got this little rule:

Exodus 20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

I am so out of here

wanna sin a little with me, momma?

i've never been married so we'd have to be fooling around on your hubby for it to be adultery.

 

[CurveLight]

I have the answer!!! I know why I am not a christian. They got this little rule:

Exodus 20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

I am so out of here

Actually.....that isn't a Christian rule at all. That would be Jewish.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Why do people feel the need to share their thoughts on why they are or are not followers of any faith. Frankly, I couldn't give a shit.

It's also very entertaining that the socialists are so desperate to sell their product that they resort to using the rather pathetic reason of 'Christ was a socialist'.... Clearly, they have no concept of Christianity or any other faith. It is laughably stupid.

Because like I said, there is no fanatic so zealous about evangelizing as an atheist with an axe to grind. And for some odd reason, they always assume the rest of us are deeply concerned with and fascinated by their beliefs. It never seems to cross their minds that they could possibly be complete non-entities to others.

So non-believers are non-entities. Why does it not surprise me that an intolerant and insecure religious bigot such as yourself would think that way.

Nope. Very sorry that you have such a hyperbolic, overblown, way-too-*******-sensitive view of everything you read. What I actually said is that non-believers who feel the need to preach their non-belief and hatred of believers are non-entities TO ME. How you are viewed by others and by yourself is equally unimportant to me.

Which begs the question, what did I say that made me think your insults would cut me to the quick? Oh, lawks! Someone who doesn't matter to me thinks I'm intolerant! However shall I survive?! Quick! Someone explain to me how I can win the approval of . . . uh . . . who the **** were you again?

 

[syrenn]

I have the answer!!! I know why I am not a christian. They got this little rule:
Exodus 20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.
I am so out of here

Actually.....that isn't a Christian rule at all. That would be Jewish.

And the 10 commandments are not a christian tenet?