Who wants to marry me?

[Mortimer]

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[Synthaholic]

I think we're being trolled. Probably just another Russian, but with a sense of humor.

 

[Moonglow]

I think we're being trolled. Probably just another Russian, but with a sense of humor.

He's looking for a real butch man to make his life complete..

 

[Mortimer]

My own video

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

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Tommy Tainant is always looking for man love........

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Seriously Mort why must you create these threads?

 

[irosie91]

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Mortimer dear, to find your love just go to the places to which you like to go. Do you
like the theatre? Then go there. How about parks and gardens? go there. How about
libraries or museums? go there. Are you interested in a college course? DO WHAT
YOU LIKE TO DO-------and be honest and kind------that's all there is to it. I am a little worried
about vulnerable people who get SNAGGED in the NET (gawd forbid)

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Responses to "WHY aren't you married yet"..........
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-- I don't want to end up like you.

--Your marriage is the inspiration for me to stay single.

--Because my perfect mate got stuck in a condom.

--Next week. Yeah, I'm getting married next week.

--I got married yesterday. Obviously you don't give a crap about me since you didn't show up!

--I've been waiting for you to get it all ready.........since your paying for it.
Oh, you AREN'T paying for it? They why do you keep asking?

--I'm getting married on February 31st.

--Well, we WANTED to get married.......until her husband found out.

--I'm currently in a relationship with money, sanity, and privacy.

--OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!! (runs off crying)

--SINGLE is the new married!!

--I'm just lucky that way!!!

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

I think we're being trolled. Probably just another Russian, but with a sense of humor.

I've suspected that for some time.

 

[Hossfly]

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Pick one.

 

[Synthaholic]

Mortimer dear, to find your love just go to the places to which you like to go. Do you
like the theatre? Then go there. How about parks and gardens? go there. How about
libraries or museums? go there. Are you interested in a college course? DO WHAT
YOU LIKE TO DO-------and be honest and kind------that's all there is to it. I am a little worried
about vulnerable people who get SNAGGED in the NET (gawd forbid)

I gave him this advice already. He's looking for a quick fix.

 

[toobfreak]

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Tommy will have you.

 

[WelfareQueen]

Tommy will have you. View attachment 517467

I thought Tommy's breathing vagina thread was one of his best.

 

[toobfreak]

I thought Tommy's breathing vagina thread was one of his best.

And here I thought Tommy only talked out of his ass. Who knew he had other options.


Just think what Tommy's possibilities could be as a ventriloquist!

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

My own video

Mort, you need to lose that jacket it clearly doesn't fit.

 

[SweetSue92]

My own video

Mortimer always film from a bit above, or at least straight on. Not from underneath your chin. Also turn your camera so you don't get those black blocks.

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Hold on, last time I looked you were about to become a Catholic Priest.
What happened?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Hey Mort,have you ever seen a shrink?
Hell,they'd probably pay you just for a look into what goes on in your head.

 

[Natural Citizen]

I've suspected that for some time.

I don't think so.

 

[petro]

One word for Mort.



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