Who wants to marry me?

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Mortimer dear, to find your love just go to the places to which you like to go. Do you
like the theatre? Then go there. How about parks and gardens? go there. How about
libraries or museums? go there. Are you interested in a college course? DO WHAT
YOU LIKE TO DO-------and be honest and kind------that's all there is to it. I am a little worried
about vulnerable people who get SNAGGED in the NET (gawd forbid)
 
Responses to "WHY aren't you married yet"..........
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-- I don't want to end up like you.

--Your marriage is the inspiration for me to stay single.


--Because my perfect mate got stuck in a condom.

--Next week. Yeah, I'm getting married next week.

--I got married yesterday. Obviously you don't give a crap about me since you didn't show up!

--I've been waiting for you to get it all ready.........since your paying for it.
Oh, you AREN'T paying for it? They why do you keep asking?

--I'm getting married on February 31st.

--Well, we WANTED to get married.......until her husband found out.

--I'm currently in a relationship with money, sanity, and privacy.

--OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!! (runs off crying)

--SINGLE is the new married!!


--I'm just lucky that way!!!
 
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Mortimer dear, to find your love just go to the places to which you like to go. Do you
like the theatre? Then go there. How about parks and gardens? go there. How about
libraries or museums? go there. Are you interested in a college course? DO WHAT
YOU LIKE TO DO-------and be honest and kind------that's all there is to it. I am a little worried
about vulnerable people who get SNAGGED in the NET (gawd forbid)
I gave him this advice already. He's looking for a quick fix.
 

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