We truly are the laughingstock of the world.
You must live in a tiny little world.
Yep, a tiny little world with President Obuttfuck. Stinks too.
Now I understand why you're a laughingstock of the world.
Yet you can't understand why you're the laughingstock of the world, can you? Take a look around you: Half the world thinks you're crazy for electing a Kenyan mongrel Marxists bastard whose mother posed for nude pictures, as your president.
The other half of the world wants to march you down to the sea, chop your head off, and film it while hollering "allah hi akbar".
Jeez, don't you people ever get it?