When can I get my shot?

[KissMy]

Much as I trust the Trump Shot, I won't take it.
Are you guys in your mid 80's and suffering from diabetes or heart disease?

Why would you call it "the Trump Shot" when the vaccine was created in Germany?

 

[gipper]

It should be easy. Go to a website, type in your age and get a date when you can get the shot.

Why bother?

 

[JGalt]

Much as I trust the Trump Shot, I won't take it.
Are you guys in your mid 80's and suffering from diabetes or heart disease?

I’m 50 and I smoke. I can’t get a sickness that makes it hard to breath. I smoke. So this one scares me. But I may have already had it and been a symptomatic.

Hell, son. I'm 70, smoke a pack of the long black Marlboros every day, and am taking two inhalers every day for COPD.

I got the Wuhan virus back in August. It started out with a sneezing fit, then my nose got runny and I was hocking up red and green snot. I was tired and achy for three days but didn't have much of a fever. I got tested and was positive but after three days of rest, it went away.

The worst part of this whole stupid pandeminc BS was back in April, when everyone was freaking out over it. That was back when hand sanitizers were made with wood alcohol, not grain alcohol. I ended up with fucking dermatitis on my right hand ring finger and it hasn't gone away.

Itches like a sonofabitch but it feels good to scratch it.

 

[JGalt]

Much as I trust the Trump Shot, I won't take it.
Are you guys in your mid 80's and suffering from diabetes or heart disease?

Why would you call it "the Trump Shot" when the vaccine was created in Germany?

I dunno. Why do some of you guys and girls call it the "Trump Virus" when the virus was created in China?

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

It should be easy. Go to a website, type in your age and get a date when you can get the shot.

GITMO Terrorist and illegal aliens are first.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

It should be easy. Go to a website, type in your age and get a date when you can get the shot.

Travel to mexico and sneak back across the border.

Get caught - and wella you get the vaccine and a second citizenship.

 

[KissMy]

Much as I trust the Trump Shot, I won't take it.
Are you guys in your mid 80's and suffering from diabetes or heart disease?

Why would you call it "the Trump Shot" when the vaccine was created in Germany?

I dunno. Why do some of you guys and girls call it the "Trump Virus" when the virus was created in China?

Trump is the Virus Super Spreader!

 

[Hossfly]

81

Been smoking for 70 years

Good health

Haven't had a flu shot in 15 years, haven't had the flu

Probably got Covid last Feb when about 12 of our group showed mild symptoms of flu for about a week. Nothing since.

Saw my VA doctor last week who said I could get a shot then. I asked him if the rumors were true that the Pfizer vaccine contained cells from aborted fetuses. He hemmed and hawed then said it was possible. I told him to give my shot to a Liberal. No shot for me.

 

[Moonglow]

already got my first.

Does this mean you get another one then you die or is it before the second one?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

already got my first.

I need to consult with my doc as to his opinion about the vaccine.

BTW he's been a teledoctor for 20 years. One of the first.

 

[justinacolmena]

66
O.K., I came to a website and typed in my age.
Now what?

Why don't you go back to Parler where you came from?

 

[Foreigner Looking In.]

Much as I trust the Trump Shot, I won't take it.
Are you guys in your mid 80's and suffering from diabetes or heart disease?

Why would you call it "the Trump Shot" when the vaccine was created in Germany?

Because Trump made it possible to be created in months not years.
The vaccine would not have appeared so soon without President Trump.

 

[Foreigner Looking In.]

Much as I trust the Trump Shot, I won't take it.
Are you guys in your mid 80's and suffering from diabetes or heart disease?

You'd have to be a moron to trust anything with tRump's name on it, much less inject it.

Then don't take any vaccine that was brought about by Operation Warp Speed.
Wait for Joe to produce one.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

66
O.K., I came to a website and typed in my age.
Now what?

Why don't you go back to Parler where you came from?

Take the meds, insane person.

They cannot possibly help you just sitting there in your medicine cabinet like they are.

 

[justinacolmena]

Take the meds, insane person.

You're going to fall under a federal indictment for drug dealing. That might sound acceptable to your officemates and co-workers, but I guarantee you it does not in front of any jury that is not exclusively Democrat.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

It should be easy. Go to a website, type in your age and get a date when you can get the shot.

Travel to mexico and sneak back across the border.

Get caught - and wella you get the vaccine and a second citizenship.

Don't sell sealybobo short like that, man.

There is absolutely no reason he can't sneak across the Mexican border and then stay there for good.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Take the meds, insane person.

You're going to fall under a federal indictment for drug dealing. That might sound acceptable to your officemates and co-workers, but I guarantee you it does not in front of any jury that is not exclusively Democrat.

Have your mom ask for geodon

What happened to your sock puppet, though? The clean debate section just hasn't been the same, lately.

 

[justinacolmena]

I ended up with fucking dermatitis on my right hand ring finger and it hasn't gone away.

Some people wear too much jewelry and they have too many exes ...

 

[justinacolmena]

Have your mom ask for geodon

What happened to your sock puppet, though? The clean debate section just hasn't been the same, lately.

I just want a rope to hang you for dealing drugs. Have your mom? That's pure Mafia. Are you some kind of don or what crime family do you belong to? Do you offer money to put people away?

 

[KissMy]

Much as I trust the Trump Shot, I won't take it.
Are you guys in your mid 80's and suffering from diabetes or heart disease?

Why would you call it "the Trump Shot" when the vaccine was created in Germany?

Because Trump made it possible to be created in months not years.
The vaccine would not have appeared so soon without President Trump.

So that's why the other nations created the best vaccine first & vaccinated 22% of their population before we got to 2%???