what's your job?

[manu1959]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service Following
the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

 

[Johnney]

Lol

 

[no1tovote4]

Holy Crap! They are going to shove my dead ass into a telephone?

I'm going to medical school, I want to be a Gynecologist!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Looks like I'm gunna be buried in a basement with big thick steel doors
and no windows. Hmmm my works sounds like I'm already dead.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

I'm a title processor for Progressive. I make sure the vehicles the morons of this state total out (pretty nasty photos, esp ones that had fatalities), get processed, title transferred, and sold at salvage yards.

what kind of funeral would i get? buried in a smacked-up car? if so, it better be a NASCAR racecar---at least that would be cool...

 

[manu1959]

it would appear that i will be burried in a well designed million dollar condo in a historic building.........boring....i am gunna learn how to do breast ehancments

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I wonder if you'll have to have a security clearance to go to my funeral?

 

[no1tovote4]

I wonder if you'll have to have a security clearance to go to my funeral?

They could issue temp clearance because of 'need to know'.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

They could issue temp clearance because of 'need to know'.

You know how long that would take?
Geez I guess I should be cremated

 

[no1tovote4]

I'm just glad that I am not a Janitor.

 

[CSM]

I'm just glad that I am not a Janitor.

I'm glad I dont empty out those porta potty thingies...or empty cess pools...or any of that kind of thing