What's going on with "The Rapture?"

[JWBooth]

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It appears, from all indications, that "The Rapture" event did not materialize as expected, and therefore the powers that be have done a recalculation and arrived at a new date for this Christian event.

It was originally expected to occur on September 23, 24 2025, but apparently did not take place. I don't know how they know this, unless some central "Rapture" headquarters keeps a tally on the believers, basically evangelical Christians nationwide; I know that Trump is still here and "unRaptured." It appears that the 2025 Rapture has been rescheduled to October 6, 7 2025.

On those two days folks should check up on their evangelical buddies, Trump included, to see if any have witnessed the "Second Coming of Christ," and departed with him to the land of milk and honey. Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned. Bigly!!!

Dispensationalist nonsense. Christianity bumped along, not without internal issues, for 18 centuries then along came Darby, Moody, and Scofield who fubared the faith with this Tim LaHaye Left Behind stuff.

 

[JWBooth]

Ridiculous, nobody knows, even the angels

This

 

[Muhammed]

[Verse 1]
Toe to toe, dancing very close
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture

[Verse 2]
Back-to-back, sacroiliac
Spineless movement and a wild attack
Face to face, sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
24-hour shopping in rapture

[Rap 1]
Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin', I said, "My, my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, flashé no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night, and then you see a light
And it comes right down, and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run, but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead, and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns, too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars, you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah, wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said, don't stop to punk rock

 

[TimFitz]

It just hasn't been the same since Tim LeHayne was peddling it.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

The Rapture was fabricated by a fundamentalist kook named John Darby in the 19th century. It's utter nonsense.

 

[OldFlame]

The Rapture was fabricated by a fundamentalist kook named John Darby in the 19th century. It's utter nonsense.

Perhaps not exactly as they describe, but the Bible is clear that Jesus will return to judge both the living and the dead and that could look exactly as they describe the rapture happening.

For as the Father has life in himself, so he has granted the Son also to have life in himself. 27And he has given him authority to judge because he is the Son of Man.

28“Do not be amazed at this, for a time is coming when all who are in their graves will hear his voice 29and come out—those who have done what is good will rise to live, and those who have done what is evil will rise to be condemned.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Catholics don't believe in rapture, so meh.

It's a Protestant belief. Neither does the Sabbath keeping Church of God

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Jesus said that no man knows the day or hour, yet people claim they do?

Those Christians are just as ignorant of scripture as you are.

Funny that.

That was 2,000 years ago.
You forget He gave the signs to looked for.
As we get closer to the Return it becomes more obvious.
One sign was Israel becoming a nation