What Trump hopes to accomplish in his last two months!

DrLove

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On January 20, 2021, Donald Trump will leave office at the end of his presidential term, coup permitting. Here’s what President Trump hopes to accomplish over his final two months in office.
  • An unfathomably high amount of document shredding.
  • Sunrise yoga on the National Mall.
  • Finally follow through on campaign pledge to stand in middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody.
  • Hold yard sale to raise money for legal battles and recounts.
  • Award Twitter user @920274749_000 the Presidential Medal of Valor for unwavering support over past four years.
  • Humor the hapless boys and girls in intelligence by listening to even one morning briefing.
  • Honor the teachings of his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
  • Install ultrasonic alarms to torment Joe Biden’s dogs 24 hours a day.
  • Get his father’s ghost to say one kind thing.
 
By executive order he should terminate the CIA, NSA, DOD, and the JCOS. Then also the Republican and Democratic Parties.

He would then go down in history as our greatest president.
 
:woohoo:

On January 20, 2021, Donald Trump will leave office at the end of his presidential term, coup permitting. Here’s what President Trump hopes to accomplish over his final two months in office.
  • An unfathomably high amount of document shredding.
  • Sunrise yoga on the National Mall.
  • Finally follow through on campaign pledge to stand in middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody.
  • Hold yard sale to raise money for legal battles and recounts.
  • Award Twitter user @920274749_000 the Presidential Medal of Valor for unwavering support over past four years.
  • Humor the hapless boys and girls in intelligence by listening to even one morning briefing.
  • Honor the teachings of his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
  • Install ultrasonic alarms to torment Joe Biden’s dogs 24 hours a day.
  • Get his father’s ghost to say one kind thing.

You forgot,

- Pick up thick drawing paper, crayon, and ribbon to make and then award myself a Nobel Peace Prize for getting three podunk countries to kowtow to Israel.
 
By executive order he should terminate the CIA, NSA, DOD, and the JCOS. Then also the Republican and Democratic Parties.

He would then go down in history as our greatest president.

Not a single Trump executive order will survive more than a week. ;)
 
:woohoo:

On January 20, 2021, Donald Trump will leave office at the end of his presidential term, coup permitting. Here’s what President Trump hopes to accomplish over his final two months in office.
  • An unfathomably high amount of document shredding.
  • Sunrise yoga on the National Mall.
  • Finally follow through on campaign pledge to stand in middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody.
  • Hold yard sale to raise money for legal battles and recounts.
  • Award Twitter user @920274749_000 the Presidential Medal of Valor for unwavering support over past four years.
  • Humor the hapless boys and girls in intelligence by listening to even one morning briefing.
  • Honor the teachings of his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
  • Install ultrasonic alarms to torment Joe Biden’s dogs 24 hours a day.
  • Get his father’s ghost to say one kind thing.

You forgot,

- Pick up thick drawing paper, crayon, and ribbon to make and then award myself a Nobel Peace Prize for getting three podunk countries to kowtow to Israel.


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