What the Mafia learned from God's favorite king

[surada]

When you say bandit chief, horndog and extortionist you don't think of King David, but David Plotz makes the case for how human nature and behavior hasn't changed. He makes the story real and hysterically funny.

What the Mafia Learned From God's Favorite King

Chapter 25David's always working the angles. Nabal, a "surly and mean" tycoon, is married to the "clever and beautiful" Abigail. David sends 10 of his...

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[Calypso Jones]

STill up to your old tricks.

 

[surada]

STill up to your old tricks.

You didn't read it. You never do.

 

[Calypso Jones]

all i had to do was to read the first two paragraphs to see it was horse shit. girl. and as many times as you say you've read the bible...you know it too.

 

[surada]

all i had to do was to read the first two paragraphs to see it was horse shit. girl. and as many times as you say you've read the bible...you know it too.

Why do you think God wouldn't let David build the temple? Do you remember?

 

[surada]

STill up to your old tricks.

It's called a shake down or protection racket.

Abigail: Bible | Jewish Women's Archive

Abigail, the intelligent and beautiful wife of the wealthy but boorish Nabal, intervenes to prevent David from committing a bloodbath and eventually becomes one of David’s wives (1 Samuel 25). She prophesies that David will establish a dynasty, but neither she nor her son play a role in future...

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[rylah]

When you say bandit chief, horndog and extortionist you don't think of King David...

Maybe it's watching Islamists appeal to comedy to project
what they'll indulge in to murder for a caricature
and afterlife of sexual perversions...

But what do you think is the reseason
that King David, unlike many others,
is not remembered that way?

 

[surada]

Watching Islamists trying to appeal to comedy to project
what they'll indulge into murder for a caricature
and afterlife of sexual perversions.

But what do you think is the reseason
King David, unlike many others,
is not remembered that way?

David Plotz is Jewish. He's not an islamist.

 

[rylah]

David Plotz is Jewish. He's not an islamist.

It's the Islamists who appeal to comedy
only to indulge in the most gruesome
murder for a mere caricature...

Think a comedian's ethnicity
justifies such perversion?