What NOT to say on a first date.......

bluzman61

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I'll start this one off, feel free to add to it. Here's my offering of what NOT to say on a first date - "Does this look infected?"
 

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Your sister's boobs are a little bigger than yours, aren't they?
 

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Didn't you have time to change before meeting me?
 

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I paid for the cab to get here. You should at least pay for your half of the meal.
 

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I paid for the cab to get here. You should at least pay for your half of the meal.
According to my daughter, who is 25, she claims guys these days expect a girl to split dinner check.

Dating has really changed since I last did it.
 

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I don’t believe in birth control!
 

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You'll fit nicely in my car trunk.
 

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You’re very pretty, but what’s up with the mustache?
 

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You look about 5 years older, and 30 lbs fatter than you did on your dating profile...
 

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It's been MONTHS since I've axe murdered anyone. Months!
 

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