What NOT to say on a first date.......

Your sister's boobs are a little bigger than yours, aren't they?
 
I paid for the cab to get here. You should at least pay for your half of the meal.
 
I paid for the cab to get here. You should at least pay for your half of the meal.

According to my daughter, who is 25, she claims guys these days expect a girl to split dinner check.

Dating has really changed since I last did it.
 
You'll fit nicely in my car trunk.

That's why I drive a pick up

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You look about 5 years older, and 30 lbs fatter than you did on your dating profile...
 

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