After somebody else asked me this question it got me thinking that it was a pretty good question. Here's my answer to it and I'm going to make it short and sweet. A conservative wants and stands for America to be like it's supposed to be,.. a free country. While a liberal wants completely the opposite.
My opinion is somewhat different.
Conservatives
Desire to to conserve the status quo, traditions, etc.
Exclusive: if you don’t have an invite, you’ll be escorted out…in fact, you probably won’t even be considered human. Judeo Christian European heritage preferred. No atheists. And they get triggered by Muslims.
Value individual liberty over collective good, unless you are a pregnant woman.
Are willing to support governmental authoritarianism if they feel threatened - end justifies the means…
Confused about reality and facts.
Think they are patriots.
Think they own the copyright on the American flag.
Consider poverty a moral failing.
Make the best memes.
Can’t laugh at themselves.
Liberals
Constantly push the envelope (which pisses conservatives off).
Inclusive: hey anyone can join us we welcome purple one legged transgender non binaries who identify as alcoholic beverages (they will even pass out name tags with your chosen pronouns when you join the party)…but they aren’t to keen on conservatives joining the party and they get triggered by Christians.
Feel that government is a tool of and expression of the people’s will rather than the enemy.
Support strong social safety-nets for all.
Feels the common good outweighs individual rights in some situations.
Consider wealth a moral failing.
Creative about reality and facts.
Can’t laugh at themselves.