What Is Your Gender?

[Intense]

Male, but my beer consumption is really tempting fate for a bad case of man boobs.

If that happened we would probably never hear from you again. When would you find time to type? Don't do it.

 

[Si modo]

Ha!

 

[Intense]

Still, peeing standing up is a such a great thing.

Not a day passes I do not bask and love the glory of it.

I've seen Women use urinal's, don't ask. Where we beat them is writing our names in the snow.

 

[Intense]

Gender - Male

Race - Gremlin

Gender - Male.

Race - Human.

 

[JW Frogen]

I would think that you'd prefer to sit down when you've been drinking.

I drink all the time, but my perfect state is lying down, with the lady on top.

 

[JW Frogen]

If you want me to work it, I will do doggy.

 

[JW Frogen]

Catch me early enough in the morning and I can hold you upside down.

 

[Sherry]

Wow, how did we go from pissing to sex?? You're smooth.

 

[Intense]

Wow, how did we go from pissing to sex?? You're smooth.

It's a guy thing. We are sworn to secrecy.

 

[JW Frogen]

I've seen Women use urinal's, don't ask.

But unlike the military, I say, do tell.

 

[masquerade]

Catch me early enough in the morning I and I can hold you upside down.

Wow! I'm impressed!

 

[Ava]

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

FADE
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

 

[JW Frogen]

It's a guy thing. We are sworn to secrecy.

Amen!

Only guys know the secret hand shake.

 

[Intense]

I've seen Women use urinal's, don't ask.

But unlike the military, I say, do tell.

Two things i find fascinate certain Women, Urinals and sizing up the morning erections of young bucks, waiting to pee. Go figure.

 

[xotoxi]

Let me check...

Male.

 

[Valerie]

Let me check...

Male.

Lol @ your new avatar!

 

[Valerie]

Ha!

Has the hush puppy been neutered?

 

[xsited1]

From the movie Planet 51:

“That’s a strange place for an antenna!”

 

[kwc57]

Catch me early enough in the morning I and I can hold you upside down.

Wow! I'm impressed!

Not so quick. He didn't tell you how LONG he can hold you upside down before dropping you on your head!

 

[eagleseven]

I'm a headcrab.