What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

[toobfreak]

Plan 9 From Outer Space.

You obviously made the noobi mistake of not watching Plans 1 through 8 first...

 

[JoeB131]

It takes less than a minute to catch enough of this disaster,
It Came from Somewhere

Um, this was a bunch of college kids making a tribute film to 1950s schlock.

In that context, it has a certain charm.

 

[martybegan]

So you came up with a buzzword to make being a decent human being sound bad.

Good for you.

Woke isn't being a decent human being, it's being part of the mob.

 

[JoeB131]

Woke isn't being a decent human being, it's being part of the mob.

We know you miss the days when you could be openly racist and homophobic.

 

[martybegan]

We know you miss the days when you could be openly racist and homophobic.

Nope. The problem is the left thinks policy disagreements are automatically some form of ist/ic/obia.

It's the diet coke of responses.

 

[JoeB131]

Nope. The problem is the left thinks policy disagreements are automatically some form of ist/ic/obia.

It's the diet coke of responses.

Except all your "policy disagreements" usually involve hating people for who they are.

Funny how that works.

 

[martybegan]

Except all your "policy disagreements" usually involve hating people for who they are.

Funny how that works.

No, that's your opinion of said disagreements because you are a basic lefty *****.

 

[JoeB131]

No, that's your opinion of said disagreements because you are a basic lefty *****.

Nope, I'm actually pretty centrist. I'll take a crazy lefty to task just as soon as a crazy right person.

Just not here, because other than IM2, we really don't have people here who are that far out on the fringe.

 

[martybegan]

Nope, I'm actually pretty centrist. I'll take a crazy lefty to task just as soon as a crazy right person.

Just not here, because other than IM2, we really don't have people here who are that far out on the fringe.

You are not centrist. Stop lying to yourself and the board.

 

[Hellokitty]

The most recent movie disappointment I can think of was Napoleon.
I love Joaquin Phoenix, but his voice in the movie didn't fit.

 

[JohnDB]

Currently, any made by Netflix movie.

They are so crap its disgusting.

Great titles, promising a great action movie of some sort but in the end all you get is some brand of woke nonsense with a lot of guys kissing each other.

A good movie needs a recognized plot, characters you can understand with motivations you also can identify. Sex? Who cares! Unfortunately Hollyweird's/Netflix's producers do and shove as much homosexual sex in every movie they can for the dumbest of reasons. Or none at all.

"House of Dynamite" is their current crap movie with no plot, flat cardboard cutout characters, and a goose egg for an ending. They tried to develop a plot and make great starts towards one only to stop and leave the audience hanging with confused looks on their faces. The exact same things happen with the character arcs. They start and then stop with everyone scratching their head.
The movie has zero in common with reality even though it claims it's current as a missile is incoming. It would have been better if the movie first blew up the script and started over.

 

[22lcidw]

Except all your "policy disagreements" usually involve hating people for who they are.

Funny how that works.

Send all of the recipients of woke advantage to all of the navy yards to reduce the prices of building naval ships. That is to start. In fact, we have many government projects that are woefully overpriced and years beyond when they were supposed to be put into active service.

 

[JGalt]

Guardians of the Galaxy 3. The most horrible woke POS movie I've seen in a long time.

Two was bad enough, but the third one surpassed it.

 

[Montrovant]

Guardians of the Galaxy 3. The most horrible woke POS movie I've seen in a long time.

Two was bad enough, but the third one surpassed it.

What was so 'woke' about those 2 movies? I don't remember them well enough to know what might have been considered so egregiously 'woke' in either.

 

[JGalt]

What was so 'woke' about those 2 movies? I don't remember them well enough to know what might have been considered so egregiously 'woke' in either.

The first two weren't all that "woke", but the third one was.

 

[Mr Natural]

Reefer Madness

Because it wasn’t intended to be a comedy.

 

[JoeB131]

You are not centrist. Stop lying to yourself and the board.

Again, given how far to the crazy right you are, everyone probably looks like a leftist.

Shit, you guys think Mitt Romney was a leftist.

 

[martybegan]

Again, given how far to the crazy right you are, everyone probably looks like a leftist.

Shit, you guys think Mitt Romney was a leftist.

I am not "far crazy right", but keep up with the bullshit labels.

 

[JoeB131]

I am not "far crazy right", but keep up with the bullshit labels.

Sure you are.

You are on here every day drinking the bleach.

On the other hand, I criticize Democrats when they do stupid shit.

The funny thing is, you guys now denounce Romney. You denounce McCain. You denounce the Bush family. You get hysteric when some Canadian rebroadcasts a speech about Tariffs being dumb by Ronald Reagan, of all people.

That's some good bleach.

 

[martybegan]

Sure you are.

You are on here every day drinking the bleach.

On the other hand, I criticize Democrats when they do stupid shit.

And yet you support all of their 80/20 wrong side of the argument bullshit.

You can continue to lie to yourself all you want, when you do it on this board, expect to be called out for it.