What Is The Best Bumper Sticker Message That You've Ever Seen?

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this message on a man's shirt earlier today.

Retired.
Been There, Done That.
Don't Remember.

God bless you and the man always!!!

Holly

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

In Vegas I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Get screwed Today? it was from Nevada Bolt Company.

 

[Concerned American]

In Vegas I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Get screwed Today? it was from Nevada Bolt Company.

Personalized license plate for a urologist. 2PEZCME

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw these two messages on the back of the same car a few days ago.

"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."

"If guns kill people, I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this message today on a camping thermos that was on the seat in front of me at church.

"Don't follow me. I am lost too."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[MayorQuimby]

Saw one on the back of a work truck that said:

Please don't steal my tools
I need them to pay your benefits

lmao

 

[Concerned American]

lmao

I carried this one in my toolbox for forty years.

There are few things we hold dear in this life
The tools of the trade and the sweet, loving wife
So please don't ask to borrow my tools
And I won't ask to borrow your wife.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ I love that one.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this on a shirt yesterday.

"It's called thinking. You should try it sometime."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this on a shirt today:

Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one!

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this message on a shirt earlier this week.

"Jesus loves you. I'm trying."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this on a guy's hat earlier this week.

"Due to the rising cost for ammunition, I will no longer provide warning shots."

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this message on a shirt yesterday.

"Jesus loves you, but I am his favorite."

I saw these two today.

"I can't go to Hell. Satan has a restraining order against me."

"Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need is most never use it."

I saw this one not long after the passing of Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris is the only man who got a hall pass to hell and came back with the Devil's lunch money."

God bless you and his family always!!!

Holly

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw this message on a shirt yesterday.

"It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[the watcher]

We were driving on the beach at Hatteras while surf fishing and this black jeep was in front of us with a decal that said We are the black jeep of the family.

 

[Chuz Life]

One I used to have with a fake arm hanging out of the back of my campershell.

"Caution, Liberal In Trunk."