Charles Guzinya
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He didn't bring my family back... (see my siggy)
What did you get?
What did you get?
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What did Santa Bring?
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Charles Guzinya
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You say you are a Wandering Nomad, ok Great.So in your sigline, you say your family was killed by a train and you are on probation. Were you driving when the train hit? Its very confusing and why would you put that in your sigline???
I like to share my life experiences.
Of course I was driving. I escaped untouched. I was drunk driving. I am on probation. I am not ashamed that I escaped. If I didn't escape, who would be alive to tell the story?
Charles Guzinya
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At least you got something.
Disir
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That can't be the whole story. How old were you when you started drinking?He didn't bring my family back... (see my siggy)
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This thread is off he rails. A train wreck some would say.
Anomalism
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This thread is off he rails. A train wreck some would say.
This will be the thing that tips the scale and secures you a trip to hell.
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This thread is off he rails. A train wreck some would say.
This will be the thing that tips the scale and secures you a trip to hell.
The scale almost tipped. Then a train ran over it.
Disir
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This thread is off he rails. A train wreck some would say.
Perhaps the greatest gift to give someone that hasn't received any gifts at all is the platform to share their story.........
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Also, I don't know what I got for Christmas but I know what my kid got for Christmas. If he doesn't hurry up and wake up soon to open his presents, I am going to have a freaking stroke waiting.
What the fuck? Do you live in the Twilight Zone? My entire life it was me and my siblings up at 5 AM waiting for my dad to get up and get his coffee.
Oh those memories... waking up, listening... convincing myself I hear wrapping paper sounds... YES!!... mom and dad are putting the presents out!!... gee it's been quiet for while... okay, I'm getting up.Also, I don't know what I got for Christmas but I know what my kid got for Christmas. If he doesn't hurry up and wake up soon to open his presents, I am going to have a freaking stroke waiting.
What the fuck? Do you live in the Twilight Zone? My entire life it was me and my siblings up at 5 AM waiting for my dad to get up and get his coffee.
Slowly open my bedroom door, darkness is all I see. Walk down the hallway, I could have swore I heard wrapping paper! Walk into the kitchen... I'll have to open the refrigerator so I can make out the time... 3am??!!!??? Nooooooooooooooooo
I got a tooth ache for Christmas & frigid 5 degree weather!
Mom caught something from the house cleaner a couple days ago, so we are all afraid to go there today. FU 2020!!!
Mom caught something from the house cleaner a couple days ago, so we are all afraid to go there today. FU 2020!!!
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Disir
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Also, I don't know what I got for Christmas but I know what my kid got for Christmas. If he doesn't hurry up and wake up soon to open his presents, I am going to have a freaking stroke waiting.
What the fuck? Do you live in the Twilight Zone? My entire life it was me and my siblings up at 5 AM waiting for my dad to get up and get his coffee.
Well, he isn't little anymore and is more than likely not as impressed as he was. I, on the other hand, have not aged at all and am still excited.
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He forgot to mention that we wears Depends for a nice warm shit feeling. (It's true!)So in your sigline, you say your family was killed by a train and you are on probation. Were you driving when the train hit? Its very confusing and why would you put that in your sigline???
Charles Guzinya
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since I was bornThat can't be the whole story. How old were you when you started drinking?He didn't bring my family back... (see my siggy)
What did you get?
Charles Guzinya
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I wear depends because sometimes my colostomy bag gets clogged and it shoots out the regular exit...He forgot to mention that we wears Depends for a nice warm shit feeling. (It's true!)So in your sigline, you say your family was killed by a train and you are on probation. Were you driving when the train hit? Its very confusing and why would you put that in your sigline???
I hate when that happens!
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