Well it looks like this date is going to happen tonight based on this text this morning

[fbj]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

 

[Hossfly]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

 

[fbj]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Feet?

 

[Dot Com]

"can't wait to see your wallet" is more like it. Please fill us in w/ a post mortem later.

 

[fbj]

"can't wait to see your wallet" is more like it. Please fill us in w/ a post mortem later.

you think that's what it means? No I didn't take it that way

 

[Hossfly]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Feet?

Feet = two foots

 

[Dot Com]

Whatever you do, don't let her oder an appetizer and ask the waitress if its not too late to order from the lunch menu

 

[fbj]

Whatever you do, don't let her oder an appetizer and ask the waitress if its not too late to order from the lunch menu

Just paid my rent so I will have my credit card tonight so it won't matter.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Feet = two foots

Yeah, but if you're 2 foot, you don't need clean feet....

 

[Uncensored2008]

Just paid my rent so I will have my credit card tonight so it won't matter.

If you really loved her, you would have spent the rent money on her...

 

[fbj]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

what does my feet have to do with a date idiot?

Feet?

Feet = two foots

 

[fbj]

Just paid my rent so I will have my credit card tonight so it won't matter.

If you really loved her, you would have spent the rent money on her...

I'm not a fan of sleeping outside

 

[sealybobo]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Do young people ever talk to each other on the phone?

 

[sealybobo]

Whatever you do, don't let her oder an appetizer and ask the waitress if its not too late to order from the lunch menu

Just paid my rent so I will have my credit card tonight so it won't matter.

Don't use your phone calculator to figure out the tips. Round up you cheap bastard

 

[Uncensored2008]

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

And no spitting Skoal on the first date!

 

[fbj]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Do young people ever talk to each other on the phone?

Yes we had 3 phone conversations

 

[sealybobo]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Do young people ever talk to each other on the phone?

No but they'll txt you a pic of their dick.

 

[sealybobo]

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

And no spitting Skoal on the first date!

Her or him? Second date for sure if she swallows.

 

[sealybobo]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Do young people ever talk to each other on the phone?

Yes we had 3 phone conversations

They have to realize we don't say the crazy s*** here in real life. At least not until the 3rd or 4th date