The Morning Briefing: Here's an Idea — Let's Just Redistrict Democrats Out of the U.S.

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The Morning Briefing: Here's an Idea — ​

Let's Just Redistrict Democrats Out of the U.S.​

The Morning Briefing: Here's an Idea — Let's Just Redistrict Democrats Out of the U.S.

A satirical take on Democrats' actions and redistricting drama in U.S. politics.

pjmedia.com

8 May 2026 ~~ By Sarah Anderson


While I was combing over the news of the day, trying to decide what to write about, I kept running into two recurring themes: redistricting drama and Democrats doing and saying ridiculously dumb stuff. That's when a thought occurred to me... instead of redistricting each individual state, let's just come together as a nation and redistrict all Democrat politicians right on out into the Pacific. Or up to Canada, since I guess leaving them in the ocean would be cruel. Then again, so is sending someone to Canada.

Of course, that's not going to happen, but I do want to provide you with a list of some of the dumb things Democrats have done or said in just the last 48 hours or so. Keep in mind that it's not a comprehensive list — it'd take me at least five days just to compile two days of Democrat idiocy, and ain't nobody got time for that.
Exhibit A: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) on Ilana Glazer's Podcast
I could spend an entire month on the dumb things AOC says alone. We already know she's not the brightest bulb. Remember back in February how she said Venezuela was below the equator (it's not) and that cowboys originated with African slaves and Mexicans (they originated in Spain)? Well, she's continuing her journey through her revisionist — or just plain ignorant and/or illiterate — history this week by claiming that black Americans created democracy in this country. While black Americans have made great contributions to this country, it was the Founding Fathers who created American democracy. Sure, Thomas Jefferson may have had some black kids, but I'm pretty sure he and the rest of the men who brought us democracy were white. Could you imagine this woman teaching your child's history class?

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Commentary:
Isn't that exactly what Democrats did in New England, California, Oregon, New Mexico, Nevada, Illinois, Washington,
Democrats are the kings of gerrymandering: [O]f the 37 states remaining, thirteen deviate towards the Democrats (highlighted in blue) and 24 towards the Republicans (in red).


Sources:

Who’s Gerrymandering Whom? | Power Line

www.powerlineblog.com

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[kyzr]

LOL, great idea. But after ICE removes a few more million illegals, then the democrats send Republicans south with taxes and horrible policies, then the 2030 census happens without counting non-citizens, done.

The Electoral College and redistricting based on the census follows, then Republicans should be in firm control, as your OP suggests.

I hope Justice Thomas retires so a good young conservative justice can be put on the supreme curt.

 

[Blaster]

Democrats invented gerrymandering.

 

[IM2]

Wong.

But as we see MAGA is fascism.

 

[Doc7505]

LOL, great idea. But after ICE removes a few more million illegals, then the democrats send Republicans south with taxes and horrible policies, then the 2030 census happens without counting non-citizens, done.

The Electoral College and redistricting based on the census follows, then Republicans should be in firm control, as your OP suggests.

I hope Justice Thomas retires so a good young conservative justice can be put on the supreme curt.

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If Justice Thomas is to retire, it should be while Trump is president. We don't need another Leftist DEI air-head like Katanji Brown Jackson in our Supreme Court.

 

[norwegen]

Democrats are interlopers, anyway. They have corrupted our constitution and our republic.

 

[g5000]

A day of reckoning is coming for the Republican Party.

They can't see it. But it's coming.

They are going to suffer a decades-long setback when it does.

Just keep talking like totalitarians Trumptards. Keep it up.

 

[kyzr]

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If Justice Thomas is to retire, it should be while Trump is president. We don't need another Leftist DEI air-head like Katanji Brown Jackson in our Supreme Court.

Fact. I also don't want Justice Thomas to wait too long to announce his retirement.
We all know if dems win the senate back after the mid-terms that Chuckie would pull the "Biden Rule" in 2028.

 

[kyzr]

A day of reckoning is coming for the Republican Party.
They can't see it. But it's coming.
They are going to suffer a decades-long setback when it does.
Just keep talking like totalitarians Trumptards. Keep it up.

Did you miss the part when democrats tried to end the filibuster and only Joe Manchin and Kristen Sinema saved it?

The only way your scenario happens is if dems win and add DC and PR as states, and then change voting rules with more open borders. Not happening in my lifetime.

Here us what needs to happen...not your "day of reckoning"...
But after ICE removes a few more million illegals, then the blue state democrats send Republicans south with their taxes and horrible policies, then the 2030 census happens without counting non-citizens, done.
The Electoral College and redistricting based on the 2030 census follows, then Republicans should be in firm control.

 

[HikerGuy83]