Well, I did it...

[Tom Horn]

Good for you, you win a cookie.

What kind of cookie?

PSA: The cookie reward was first presented in 2002 on "Ballot Box"; a defunct Slate board, by a leftist negro named Mookie from the windswept S.Dakota plains. The concept of "translation" also came from that board from a computer programmer named White Rat. It was stolen by a total asshole from Texas by the name of Stan Hill and picked up by national media types. White Rat was furious his claim to fame wasn't recognized and would launch 3 and 4 hour spam attacks on the board. Because their security was hilariously easy to defeat, he could paralyze the site on a whim and his whims were usually to talk about his enormous wealth and coy fish. Mookie and White Rat fancied themselves rivals but they never had an open competition because Mookie was a creature of the night while the Rat was an early-riser. But back to your cookie, Mr. Votto....you need some new material and please don't try to translate this message....it's all been done before.

 

[Tom Horn]

Shouldn't Tom's sock get most of the credit?

Is that you Omarosa? a petty attempt to sully my stellar reputation from a scorned groupie.

 

[Tom Horn]

I'll advise ya if you stop your insufferable deleting my posts.

Sassy was my inspiration to improve my ratings....her ratings are off the charts. Currency on these boards is measured in the number of stalkers you have...those who have felt the sting and lay waiting for a shot at redemption/revenge and Sassy's stalkers are legion. Like me, she still finds a reason to continue after many years and countless hours wasted on ne're do wells of dubious gender and character...I truly admire her staying power (and the + rep she gives me.)

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I'll advise ya if you stop your insufferable deleting my posts.

Sassy was my inspiration to improve my ratings....her ratings are off the charts. Currency on these boards is measured in the number of stalkers you have...those who have felt the sting and lay waiting for a shot at redemption/revenge and Sassy's stalkers are legion. Like me, she still finds a reason to continue after many years and countless hours wasted on ne're do wells of dubious gender and character...I truly admire her staying power (and the + rep she gives me.)

Float like a butterfly...sting like a bee

Actually I have an in with a Russian hacker named Ivan, we're colluding

If Flacal doesn't cease I'm cleaning out his bank accounts

 

[Tom Horn]

Float like a butterfly...sting like a bee

Actually I have an in with a Russian hacker named Ivan, we're colluding

If Flacal doesn't cease I'm cleaning out his bank accounts

I already got him with the old Nigerian Prince scam...there's maybe 6 bucks left but you're welcome to it.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Float like a butterfly...sting like a bee

Actually I have an in with a Russian hacker named Ivan, we're colluding

If Flacal doesn't cease I'm cleaning out his bank accounts

I already got him with the old Nigerian Prince scam...there's maybe 6 bucks left but you're welcome to it.

Damnit...then I'll have to ransomware his computer. He can go to a Payday loan outfit....interest shouldn't be over 36%

 

[Kosh]

About a month or so back my ratings were some 300 points less than my messages. So I says to myself, Tom, you ain't performing up to expectations. So I set myself a goal and that was to get my ratings to a +300 and today I did that. I just wrote better posts is all and most of you rewarded me with + rep. Now I'm going for +400 and above...with your help of course.

Thanks!

Grats, but unfortunately the management had to close down the bar in the lobby, one mod would get drunk and drive us into China town.

 

[JoeMoma]

There are certain threads/forums on USMB for which I am almost guaranteed 3 or more likes (agree, funny, thank you, winner, etc) for each post.

Also, sometimes the lefties will give posts like "Trump is a dickhead" high ratings while righties will highly rate posts like "Hillary should be locked up" with many likes.

 

[DrLove]

About a month or so back my ratings were some 300 points less than my messages. So I says to myself, Tom, you ain't performing up to expectations. So I set myself a goal and that was to get my ratings to a +300 and today I did that. I just wrote better posts is all and most of you rewarded me with + rep. Now I'm going for +400 and above...with your help of course.

Thanks!

You set VERY low goals Tommy

 

[JoeMoma]

About a month or so back my ratings were some 300 points less than my messages. So I says to myself, Tom, you ain't performing up to expectations. So I set myself a goal and that was to get my ratings to a +300 and today I did that. I just wrote better posts is all and most of you rewarded me with + rep. Now I'm going for +400 and above...with your help of course.

Thanks!

You set VERY low goals Tommy

Sometimes I will give Tom a rep just to help his self esteem.

 

[Tom Horn]

Notice both of these interlopers are -2,000 with no hope for recovery...they could have nipped it in the bud but they were sloth-like and ignored the mounting evidence they were LOSERS and now it's terminal. I'd say may God have mercy on your souls but that train left the station long ago.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Tom Horn]

+2,700

 

[Tom Horn]

+2,800

 

[JoeMoma]

Notice both of these interlopers are -2,000 with no hope for recovery...they could have nipped it in the bud but they were sloth-like and ignored the mounting evidence they were LOSERS and now it's terminal. I'd say may God have mercy on your souls but that train left the station long ago.

I like interloping. What ya going to do with all those rating points now?

 

[Damaged Eagle]

*****SMILE*****