I decided that taking him to a vet was better than a groomer because rabbits can actually have a heart attack if they get too frightened. They are aware of that at the vet and they would know when to stop and SHOULD be better at managing a rabbit, I would hope. I just don't want it to be too traumatic of an experience for him. He is a very sweet and gentle little bunny rabbit.
Now I want to one day scare a rabbit to death.
You don't mean that.
I think it would be funny to convince someone I'm terrifying because I can scare something so much it dies, when in reality the same could be accomplished by a random loud noise.
Really I picture myself creeping up behind a rabbit and yelling "Boo!" and having it dramatically grab its chest before falling.
The idea that a timid prey creature like a rabbit is in particular danger of going into a coronary whenever it gets scared seems silly. What kind of evolutionary or design function is that? Do rabbits drop like flies whenever there's a loud storm, or they are surprised by a predator? I don't think any of that is usually the case, just as yelling "Boo" wouldn't be likely to actually cause a heart attack in a rabbit.
It's the thought that an easily scared critter will keel over any time it gets scared that I find funny, but that's not really how it works.