It truly is the happiest place on Earth. Even this guy would be happy at Disney World.
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I've been to each of the Disney parks once (Epcot and Magic Kingdom, as well as going to Universal Studios once). I hated it each time.
I lived in sunny Sarasota Florida for four years back in the 1980s. Everyone who made the visit to me from here in the Rust Belt insisted on going to Disneyworld.
Honest to God, I'd rather spend a day in jail than go to Disneyworld again.
I can relate. Northern and Central New Mexico is one of those destination locations and we have lots of house guests who come to see us, but also want to see the local sights and attractions or attend events like the Balloon Fiesta or the Festival of the Crane or Indiana Powwow or whatever. We used to dutifully accommodate all as escorts and tour guides. Now, if they are young and mobile, and we aren't in the mood to join them, we tell them useful information, furnish them with maps, and send them out on their own.
Also when we lived in southern New Mexico, the 20th or so trip through the Carlsbad Caverns wore a little thin.