Zone1 Two Classic Movies Are Getting “Diverse” Remakes That No One Wants

[BackAgain]

Yes, the “woke” are just astute business people that are making profitable decisions based on what people want.


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[hjmick]

I believe they are remaking Logan’s Run

Yeah, it's been "in development" since 2000, and in the latest info on IMDb, they've changed the age from 30 to 21...

And there seems to be a new version of Soylent Green "in development." Let's hope the can get it done in less than 24 years...

 

[AZrailwhale]

A mermaid is a maid.

Mermaids are Scandinavian myths. Ther aren't very many black Scandinavians.

 

[hjmick]

A mermaid is a maid.

I don't care who you are, if you're honest, that was funny...

 

[IM2]

I don't care who you are, if you're honest, that was funny...

Lol! People complaining about the race of fictional characters should be laughed at.

 

[el midgetron]

 

[rightwinger]

Mermaids are Scandinavian myths. Ther aren't very many black Scandinavians.

Mermaids live in the water
Water covers the whole earth.
Even around Africa

 

[surada]

"the wiz" has been done with dianah ross as dorathy and michasel jackson as the scare crow and maybe redd fox as the lion?

a little late to be outraged isnt it.

Great stories get recycled. Look at Genesis and Exodus.

 

[Soupnazi630]

There's been tons of what you'd call "woke" movies that's been very profitable in recent years.

More often than not they are.

The movie and gaming industries are businesses dude, they don't just do stuff out of feelings.

You have it backwards.

they more often fail than succeed.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I saw an interview with the black writing this drivel. He has a copy of the original scripts. He's going through, line by line, changing the words. That's talent and imagination for you.

He is probably just asking Chat GPT for a black rewrite.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Mermaids live in the water
Water covers the whole earth.
Even around Africa

Is that where Prince Eric is, Africa?

The Little Mermaid is the Creation of Danish, Hans Christian Anderson. She is a Scandinavian. No amount of intellectual theft can change that.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

It actually gives intense examination of the fact that black people have no myths, no stories. They have little in the way of remembered history. They use the history of whites but don't think it's cultural appropriation. Quite sad actually.

 

[cnm]

Two Classic Movies Are Getting “Diverse” Remakes That No One Wants​

What's your problem? According to sacred free market principles, no one will watch them.

 

[el midgetron]

What's your problem? According to sacred free market principles, no one will watch them.

Yes, we mustn’t discuss anything that will trigger the woke dullards.

 

[rampart]

Is that where Prince Eric is, Africa?

The Little Mermaid is the Creation of Danish, Hans Christian Anderson. She is a Scandinavian. No amount of intellectual theft can change that.

uncle to is the creation of harriet beecher stowe, a white woman. maybe casting jenny lewis as "little eva" was a mistake?

you guys do know that "the white race" owns nothing, and that the copyright owners can do whatever they damn well please with their individual intellectual property.

 

[el midgetron]

uncle to is the creation of harriet beecher stowe, a white woman. maybe casting jenny lewis as "little eva" was a mistake?

you guys do know that "the white race" owns nothing, and that the copyright owners can do whatever they damn well please with their individual intellectual property.

So Joan of Arc can be black but if some white lady wants to wear cornrows, that’s cultural appropriation?

 

[cnm]

Yes, we mustn’t discuss anything that will trigger the woke dullards.

But no one will watch them so the movies and the discussion are irrelevant, Shirley?

 

[rightwinger]

Is that where Prince Eric is, Africa?

The Little Mermaid is the Creation of Danish, Hans Christian Anderson. She is a Scandinavian. No amount of intellectual theft can change that.

Maybe Hans Christian Andersen should sue

 

[justoffal]

Interesting but sort of stupid. Are they going to have Cardi B have the "Dorothy" role accompanied by a pit bull in the role of Toto? Maybe replace the Flying Monkeys with Flying Honkies?

And have all new rap numbers composed for the musical score?


The main difficulty will be recruiting enough black midgets able to sing and dance to fill the Munchkin roles. Maybe the producers could work out a deal with the chiefs of the Pygmy Tribe in deepest darkest Africa to send over a boat load?

Flying Honkies????.... bwahahah....

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Maybe Hans Christian Andersen should sue

Denmark should. Unless laughing at our efforts to black out history and literature are too amusing.