Trump's Breathing Proving To Be A Hazard For Others

[elektra]

Yes, it is true.

On examining Trump's medical records it has been found that Trump breaths in an excessive amount of oxygen. This poses a problem for those close to Trump. Chronic oxygen deprivation is effecting the reasoning of anyone close to Trump.

The Democrats must act quickly so that they may end this problem. Multiple solutions have been proposed.

Just when we have heard it all, we find that just the fact that Trump breathes is a problem.

 

[elektra]

Yes, this may seem like some sort of bizarre troll thread that does not belong in politics, but the fact of the matter is, I am surprised that we dont have stories of the threat posed when Trump ties his shoes to how Trump eats.

Is there anything that Trump does that the extremist Democratic party does not twist into a fault.

By now we should all recognize the tyrannical danger the Democratic party has become.

 

[Auld Phart]

Yes, it is true.

On examining Trump's medical records it has been found that Trump breaths in an excessive amount of oxygen. This poses a problem for those close to Trump. Chronic oxygen deprivation is effecting the reasoning of anyone close to Trump.

The Democrats must act quickly so that they may end this problem. Multiple solutions have been proposed.

Just when we have heard it all, we find that just the fact that Trump breathes is a problem.

Just when we have heard it all, we find that just the fact that Trump breathes is a problem.

no more than yours is.

 

[elektra]

no more than yours is.

I agree, my deep breaths cause you snowflakes to tremble and fall over.

I wonder what the next problem we will discover, maybe Trump's voice resonates with sub-harmonic frequencies that damage the brains of kittens.

 

[elektra]

The Democratic party is, The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

I hope they keep up the witch hunts for the next two years, that will guarantee a Trump win.

 

[JGalt]

Yes, it is true.

On examining Trump's medical records it has been found that Trump breaths in an excessive amount of oxygen. This poses a problem for those close to Trump. Chronic oxygen deprivation is effecting the reasoning of anyone close to Trump.

The Democrats must act quickly so that they may end this problem. Multiple solutions have been proposed.

Just when we have heard it all, we find that just the fact that Trump breathes is a problem.

That is to say, Trump sucks all the air out of the room. That being defined as "To dampen the overall excitement or enthusiasm in a particular setting or among a group of people." And of course, that group of people would be the lying-ass media and Trump's left-wing detractors.

Well let them suffocate then.