Trump to skip 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won!

[DrLove]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump will skip the 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won, the former reality-show host has confirmed.​

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Speaking to reporters, Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”​

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Asked how he could have won an election that is not scheduled to occur for another three years, he said, “Many people are saying that it already did happen. A lot of very smart people are calling me and saying that.”​

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Trump said that, although he already won the 2024 election, “there was fraud and corruption like you wouldn’t believe.”​

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“The 2024 election was so stolen it makes the 2020 election look not stolen,” he said. “The fact that I won in 2024 even though it was stolen from me is amazing, and, quite frankly, fantastic.”​

​

Trump lashed out at a reporter who asked if he planned to run yet again in 2028. “I already won in 2028,” he said. “That’s a stupid question and you’re a disgrace.”​

Trump to Skip 2024 Campaign and Go Straight to Claiming He Won

Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Otis Mayfield]

Isn't trump the president right now?

He won by a landslide?

I'm confused.

 

[Calypso Jones]

The illegitimate winners rub their corruption in our faces.

 

[Crepitus]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump will skip the 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won, the former reality-show host has confirmed.​

​

Speaking to reporters, Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”​

​

Asked how he could have won an election that is not scheduled to occur for another three years, he said, “Many people are saying that it already did happen. A lot of very smart people are calling me and saying that.”​

​

Trump said that, although he already won the 2024 election, “there was fraud and corruption like you wouldn’t believe.”​

​

“The 2024 election was so stolen it makes the 2020 election look not stolen,” he said. “The fact that I won in 2024 even though it was stolen from me is amazing, and, quite frankly, fantastic.”​

​

Trump lashed out at a reporter who asked if he planned to run yet again in 2028. “I already won in 2028,” he said. “That’s a stupid question and you’re a disgrace.”​

Trump to Skip 2024 Campaign and Go Straight to Claiming He Won

Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”

www.newyorker.com

Why did you post this in satire?


(Yes I know it's borowitz but it's perfectly believable from tRump)

 

[ReinyDays]

Like as not ... he'd win that non-campaign ... why did you post this in satire? ...

 

[harmonica]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump will skip the 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won, the former reality-show host has confirmed.​

​

Speaking to reporters, Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”​

​

Asked how he could have won an election that is not scheduled to occur for another three years, he said, “Many people are saying that it already did happen. A lot of very smart people are calling me and saying that.”​

​

Trump said that, although he already won the 2024 election, “there was fraud and corruption like you wouldn’t believe.”​

​

“The 2024 election was so stolen it makes the 2020 election look not stolen,” he said. “The fact that I won in 2024 even though it was stolen from me is amazing, and, quite frankly, fantastic.”​

​

Trump lashed out at a reporter who asked if he planned to run yet again in 2028. “I already won in 2028,” he said. “That’s a stupid question and you’re a disgrace.”​

Trump to Skip 2024 Campaign and Go Straight to Claiming He Won

Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”

www.newyorker.com

1. the NEWYORKER = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2. Mr Trump will live forever in your minds
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mac1958]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump will skip the 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won, the former reality-show host has confirmed.​

​

Speaking to reporters, Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”​

​

Asked how he could have won an election that is not scheduled to occur for another three years, he said, “Many people are saying that it already did happen. A lot of very smart people are calling me and saying that.”​

​

Trump said that, although he already won the 2024 election, “there was fraud and corruption like you wouldn’t believe.”​

​

“The 2024 election was so stolen it makes the 2020 election look not stolen,” he said. “The fact that I won in 2024 even though it was stolen from me is amazing, and, quite frankly, fantastic.”​

​

Trump lashed out at a reporter who asked if he planned to run yet again in 2028. “I already won in 2028,” he said. “That’s a stupid question and you’re a disgrace.”​

Trump to Skip 2024 Campaign and Go Straight to Claiming He Won

Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be “a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.”

www.newyorker.com

You know it's bad when satire and reality are essentially interchangeable.

 

[DrLove]

You know it's bad when satire and reality are essentially interchangeable.

Yep, I can see Donnie saying all those things.
And I can see his cult members actually BUYING it!

 

[DrLove]

1. the NEWYORKER = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2. Mr Trump will live forever in your minds
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Your fourth grade teacher called. She wants you to retake English.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[harmonica]

Your fourth grade teacher called. She wants you to retake English.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

at least I made it to 4th grade--unlike you
double HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA