Trump catches Melania furtively watching daily Cuomo briefing!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An awkward scene unfolded at the White House on Tuesday after Donald J. Trump came upon his wife, Melania, furtively watching New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s daily coronavirus briefing.​

​

According to White House sources, Trump was walking down a corridor of the Family Residence when he heard a familiar nasal voice emanating from the Lincoln Bedroom, droning on about masks and ventilators.​

​

Bursting into the room, Trump came upon his wife watching Cuomo with rapt attention.​

​

Caught by surprise, Melania quickly turned off the television and claimed that she was only watching Cuomo “to see how many big, terrible mistakes he makes.”​

​

While her husband seemed to accept her explanation, the incident raised eyebrows at the White House, where, for weeks, the First Lady has been vanishing midday to watch the Governor’s daily covid-19 updates.​

​

Reportedly, last week a White House staffer observed Melania alone in the Lincoln Bedroom, the lights dimmed, the room illuminated only by the flickering image of Andrew Cuomo.​

Unaware that she was being watched, the First Lady was overheard murmuring to Cuomo, “You be best.”​

Trump Catches Melania Watching Cuomo Briefing

Caught by surprise, the First Lady quickly turned off the television and claimed that she was only watching New York’s governor “to see how many big, terrible mistakes he makes.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[EvilCat Breath]

You really believe this don't you?

 

[Sunsettommy]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

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[EvilCat Breath]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

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This is from the Borowitz Report a satire column in New Yorker magazine. That's why the idiot put it in the satire forum. The Idiot posts nonsense every day. I suspect he truly believes this.

No it's not true.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

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You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You do know this is the satire forum, right? Too funny....

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

This is from the Borowitz Report a satire column in New Yorker magazine. That's why the idiot put it in the satire forum. The Idiot posts nonsense every day. I suspect he truly believes this.

No it's not true.

If..he truly believed it..would it be in the satire forum..or would he do like the tin-foil hat crowd..and post it as though it really is true?

 

[Sunsettommy]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You do know this is the satire forum, right? Too funny....

It is still illegal to post the entire article in a forum, per copyright law.

Dr, Love is a well known party hack, which is why I reacted strongly to this fake article, never realizing it was in Political Satire, it is his usual way to attack Trump in way he can.

 

[DrLove]

You really believe this don't you?

Here we go again - for the SECOND DAY IN A ROW no less!!
Hey, stay out of Political Satire please - You wouldn't understand it.

 

[DrLove]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You do know this is the satire forum, right? Too funny....

It is still illegal to post the entire article in a forum, per copyright law.

Dr, Love is a well known party hack, which is why I reacted strongly to this fake article, never realizing it was in Political Satire, it is his usual way to attack Trump in way he can.

No, it isn't illegal to post 200 words or less in full as long as a link is included. Please stay out of Satire - But do report me if need be!

 

[Pogo]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You're not familiar with the Borowitz Report? On APRIL FOOL'S DAY no less?

Cheeses, lighten up Gunther.

 

[Dick Foster]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An awkward scene unfolded at the White House on Tuesday after Donald J. Trump came upon his wife, Melania, furtively watching New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s daily coronavirus briefing.​

​

According to White House sources, Trump was walking down a corridor of the Family Residence when he heard a familiar nasal voice emanating from the Lincoln Bedroom, droning on about masks and ventilators.​

​

Bursting into the room, Trump came upon his wife watching Cuomo with rapt attention.​

​

Caught by surprise, Melania quickly turned off the television and claimed that she was only watching Cuomo “to see how many big, terrible mistakes he makes.”​

​

While her husband seemed to accept her explanation, the incident raised eyebrows at the White House, where, for weeks, the First Lady has been vanishing midday to watch the Governor’s daily covid-19 updates.​

​

Reportedly, last week a White House staffer observed Melania alone in the Lincoln Bedroom, the lights dimmed, the room illuminated only by the flickering image of Andrew Cuomo.​

Unaware that she was being watched, the First Lady was overheard murmuring to Cuomo, “You be best.”​

Trump Catches Melania Watching Cuomo Briefing

Caught by surprise, the First Lady quickly turned off the television and claimed that she was only watching New York’s governor “to see how many big, terrible mistakes he makes.”

www.newyorker.com

You should clean your ears! You have shit just pouring out of both of them.

 

[Pogo]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

This is from the Borowitz Report a satire column in New Yorker magazine. That's why the idiot put it in the satire forum. The Idiot posts nonsense every day. I suspect he truly believes this.

No it's not true.

You need a minimum of two brain cells to figure out what "satire" means.

No wonder it's beyond you.

 

[JLW]

Melania wanted to see a real man at work.

 

[Sunsettommy]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You do know this is the satire forum, right? Too funny....

It is still illegal to post the entire article in a forum, per copyright law.

Dr, Love is a well known party hack, which is why I reacted strongly to this fake article, never realizing it was in Political Satire, it is his usual way to attack Trump in way he can.

No, it isn't illegal to post 200 words or less in full as long as a link is included. Please stay out of Satire - But do report me if need be!

Doesn't matter how many words there are, it is a copyright violation to post the ENTIRE article elsewhere without express permission from the publisher, did you get that permission?

Ever heard of the Fair use Doctrine?

From Wikipedia:

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[DrLove]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You do know this is the satire forum, right? Too funny....

It is still illegal to post the entire article in a forum, per copyright law.

Dr, Love is a well known party hack, which is why I reacted strongly to this fake article, never realizing it was in Political Satire, it is his usual way to attack Trump in way he can.

No, it isn't illegal to post 200 words or less in full as long as a link is included. Please stay out of Satire - But do report me if need be!

Doesn't matter how many words there are, it is a copyright violation to post the ENTIRE article elsewhere without express permission from the publisher, did you get that permission?

Ever heard of the Fair use Doctrine?

From Wikipedia:

Fair use

is a doctrine in the law of the United States that permits limited use of copyrighted material without having to first acquire permission from the copyright holder. Fair use is one of the limitations to copyright intended to balance the interests of copyright holders with the public interest in the wider distribution and use of creative works by allowing as a defense to copyright infringement claims certain limited uses that might otherwise be considered infringement.

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Hey Buttfuk - I know Andy Borowitz personally so SHUT THE FUCK-FUCKING UP Mmmmk?

 

[Pogo]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You do know this is the satire forum, right? Too funny....

It is still illegal to post the entire article in a forum, per copyright law.

Dr, Love is a well known party hack, which is why I reacted strongly to this fake article, never realizing it was in Political Satire, it is his usual way to attack Trump in way he can.

No, it isn't illegal to post 200 words or less in full as long as a link is included. Please stay out of Satire - But do report me if need be!

Doesn't matter how many words there are, it is a copyright violation to post the ENTIRE article elsewhere without express permission from the publisher, did you get that permission?

Ever heard of the Fair use Doctrine?

From Wikipedia:

Fair use

is a doctrine in the law of the United States that permits limited use of copyrighted material without having to first acquire permission from the copyright holder. Fair use is one of the limitations to copyright intended to balance the interests of copyright holders with the public interest in the wider distribution and use of creative works by allowing as a defense to copyright infringement claims certain limited uses that might otherwise be considered infringement.

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Yah I'm sure Andy Borowitz and his crack team of attorneys will be all over this to crush USMB like a bug.

Kinda like this.

 

[Pogo]

Melania wanted to see a real man at work.

Either that, or writing down verbatim for her next convention speech.

 

[DrLove]

Likely FAKE story.

"According to White House sources,.." (No names offered)

"the incident raised eyebrows at the White House,.." (no names offered)

"a White House staffer" (no name offered)

Likely a fake story since no real breathing living witness has been found, no true evidence shown this happened, not when alleged "witnesses" who are not named actually exist.

It seems made up for political/partisan reasons.

You can't that easy to fool?

==============

You posted the entire article here, a forum and legal violation. Reported

You do know this is the satire forum, right? Too funny....

It is still illegal to post the entire article in a forum, per copyright law.

Dr, Love is a well known party hack, which is why I reacted strongly to this fake article, never realizing it was in Political Satire, it is his usual way to attack Trump in way he can.

No, it isn't illegal to post 200 words or less in full as long as a link is included. Please stay out of Satire - But do report me if need be!

Doesn't matter how many words there are, it is a copyright violation to post the ENTIRE article elsewhere without express permission from the publisher, did you get that permission?

Ever heard of the Fair use Doctrine?

From Wikipedia:

Fair use

is a doctrine in the law of the United States that permits limited use of copyrighted material without having to first acquire permission from the copyright holder. Fair use is one of the limitations to copyright intended to balance the interests of copyright holders with the public interest in the wider distribution and use of creative works by allowing as a defense to copyright infringement claims certain limited uses that might otherwise be considered infringement.

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You're an asshole - It WAS very brief and a link WAS provided. Go surf porn or something ..

 

[DrLove]

Melania wanted to see a real man at work.

Either that, or writing down verbatim for her next convention speech.

SunsetToady didn't like the content is all. Never seen his sad ass say a word when one of his fellow Tramptards C & P's 1000 word screeds.

 

[DrLove]

PH cons who don't understand Borowitz satire ain't much better than the Chinese media

Trump Satire Mistaken for Real News by Chinese Media

The New Yorker’s satirical Borowitz Report on US president’s paranoia over Obama reported as fact.

www.sixthtone.com