Trees are racist

[Missouri_Mike]

Where did you go to high school? Roger the Shrubber High, Go Shrubberies!

 

[Missouri_Mike]

I just realized how sexist cherry trees are. Reminding women every day about the poor decision they made the day of losing theirs. That has to be traumatic seeing cherries in the fruit section taunting these poor women for not having one.

 

[petro]

Apple trees are misogynistic.

You know...the whole Eve thing.

 

[TNHarley]

BURN IT DOWN

 

[BluesLegend]

"Black walnut" trees

"White Oak"

Red oak, whaaaat!?

How dare you insult native Americans. Rename Red Oak now initiative engaged!!

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I don't see any reason they can't just choose a Pinus nigra.

 

[Unkotare]

Apple trees are misogynistic.

You know...the whole Eve thing.

The fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in Genesis was not actually apples. That image comes from cartoons.

 

[Likkmee]

I doubt there has been much hanging from evergreens in America's history.

GGGramps hung his in walnuts

 

[BS Filter]

All fruit trees are homophobic.

 

[Unkotare]

All fruit trees are homophobic.

Only when made into cakes...





































...in Sealybobo's closet.