Top Ten Biden Adm Lies

[mudwhistle]

Biden lies as much as any other president, who woulda thunk it?

I guess you could get technical and say he's not lying because he doesn't know he's lying.....cuz he can't remember shit.

 

[mudwhistle]

One of the biggest lies is that kids like to sit on his lap

That is, the black children he calls roaches.

Just for the record though, Kamala says he is not really racist

It did produce a hit song tho.....

 

[Colin norris]

Yes. You must 10 lies and I show thousands. You call that a victory?
Little wonder you lost the election.

 

[Auld Phart]

Yes. You must 10 lies and I show thousands. You call that a victory?
Little wonder you lost the election.

I lost nothing.

There wasn't anyone running for president I wanted to vote for, so I didn't.

The only races I lost, were voting for the 2 incumbent senators in my state.

They both won.

It takes more than an R or D behind someones name for me to vote for them.

Unlike you.

 

[mudwhistle]

Biden is "A Wolf in the Fold". Unity promoted from the beginning. Love and daffodils and sweet chocolates for all. He is the harbinger of tribulations. We are seeing it now. And yet you deny. for the checks are coming for many people. Perhaps for you also. He will make a desert from abundance of not only the ones you hate, but of you also when finished.

The Democrat Party isn't a liberal organization. They're nothing but communists and fascists.
Their primary weapon is deception.
No agreement with them is worth the paper it's printed on.
They have voters that don't even care that they're being lied to.....because the Democrat/Communist Party has brainwashed them into thinking that any Republican is hereto from now on to be known as "FUCKERS"......as in those Republican FUCKERS.....are this....and those Republican FUCKERS are that.
It's like the brainwashing in North Korea........to them we aren't Americans.....we're THOSE DAMNED AMERICANS!!!
This brainwashing technique was taught to them by Muslim Radicals.
To Democrat voters ....We're the Israelis....and they're the Iranians.

 

[Colin norris]

I lost nothing.

There wasn't anyone running for president I wanted to vote for, so I didn't.

The only races I lost, were voting for the 2 incumbent senators in my state.

They both won.

It takes more than an R or D behind someones name for me to vote for them.

Unlike you.

Nice try comrade. You're a republican. Get over it.

 

[Auld Phart]

Nice try comrade. You're a republican. Get over it.

You're a republican

and, oddly, not a Trumper.


Do you have enough brain cells to be able to tell the difference?

(it would only take 2)

 

[mudwhistle]

mABS shortages after the federal government takes control of allocation

who would have seen THAT coming?

boriquagato.substack.com

 

[mudwhistle]

U.S.—Sun Tzu's The Art of War is a pretty good book, but General Mark A. Milley says he can make it even better. Milley believes the book needs to be updated to integrate all the advancements America's modern military has made in military tactics and strategy. To that end, he's releasing his own version of the book.


And here at The Babylon Bee, we're legit journalists, so we've got the exclusive scoop. Here are some excerpts from the upcoming revision of The Art of War:

"If you think you might attack an enemy, pick up the phone and give 'em a heads up. It's only fair."

"You have to be careful not to surprise your enemy. They really don't like it."

"Treason is not treason if it is the lesser of two treasons."

"Know thy pronouns, and know thy enemy's pronouns."

"The supreme art of war is to surrender to your enemy without fighting."

“All war is white rage.”

"If you surrender, you can never lose."

"If thy commanding officer sends mean tweets, thou need not follow orders or the chain of command."

"The enemy of my friend is my friend."

“Keep your friends close and your enemies on speed dial.”

“You can not betray the one to which you were never loyal.”

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for China.”

"When retreating, leave most of thy armaments behind so you know what you'll be up against next time."

"Chinese bros before American hoes."

"He who turns on bad orange man gets big book deal."

Wow! Deep thoughts from America's leading strategist. Let us know if you have more great Milley-esque military advice in the comments.

General Milley Is Releasing A Revised Version Of 'The Art Of War' -- And We've Got Exclusive Excerpts

U.S.—Sun Tzu's The Art of War is a pretty good book, but General Mark A. Milley says he can make it even better. Milley believes the book needs to be updated to integrate all the advancements America's modern military has made in military tactics and strategy. To that end, he's releasing his own...

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