5stringJeff
Senior Member
The Top 16 Signs You've Had Too Much to Drink
16> The pants you just wet are not your own.
15> Her lips may be saying, "Baaaaa," but her eyes are screaming, "YES!"
14> "I love the TopFive Lissst. NO, NO, I LOVE THE TOPFIVE LIST! I DO, I REALLLY REAALLLY DO."
13> Well, five boilermakers ago you would have qualified as an English soccer fan.
12> You just woke up next to a teddy bear you don't recognize, with its paws in an inappropriate location.
11> You wake up and realize you slept with a dog. A REAL dog.
10> The ATF suggests that you take up smoking instead.
9> You have vomit on your jacket. It's not yours, but there it is, nevertheless.
8> Your bed spins at 33 rpm.
7> Your liver is trying to dial 9-1-1.
6> You wake up naked in a strange car, clutching a keg tap and sporting fresh ink on your nether regions. Not that I'd know.
5> John Kerry's starting to sound like he's taking a position on something.
4> In a sudden moment of clarity, Bush's foreign policy strikes you as shrewd and effective.
3> You see pink elephants... and get them to give you a ride home.
2> You squish when you blink.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You've Had Too Much to Drink...
1> You are seriously considering voting for Ralph Nader.
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
16> The pants you just wet are not your own.
15> Her lips may be saying, "Baaaaa," but her eyes are screaming, "YES!"
14> "I love the TopFive Lissst. NO, NO, I LOVE THE TOPFIVE LIST! I DO, I REALLLY REAALLLY DO."
13> Well, five boilermakers ago you would have qualified as an English soccer fan.
12> You just woke up next to a teddy bear you don't recognize, with its paws in an inappropriate location.
11> You wake up and realize you slept with a dog. A REAL dog.
10> The ATF suggests that you take up smoking instead.
9> You have vomit on your jacket. It's not yours, but there it is, nevertheless.
8> Your bed spins at 33 rpm.
7> Your liver is trying to dial 9-1-1.
6> You wake up naked in a strange car, clutching a keg tap and sporting fresh ink on your nether regions. Not that I'd know.
5> John Kerry's starting to sound like he's taking a position on something.
4> In a sudden moment of clarity, Bush's foreign policy strikes you as shrewd and effective.
3> You see pink elephants... and get them to give you a ride home.
2> You squish when you blink.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You've Had Too Much to Drink...
1> You are seriously considering voting for Ralph Nader.
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
