Well, unless she wants to screw her dog...then that's her choice to make.
The only exceptions to govt control by libs is deviant sexual acts and abortion. Libs will probably one day outlaw straight sex because of the environment
You might have a point there. Straight sex causes babies (and we have an idea what libs think about
those). More babies equal more CO2 in the atmosphere. More CO2 in the atmosphere means we are killing the planet. Killing the planet is
bad. Hence: straight sex is bad for the planet and should be banned.
Did I get that bit of lib-think down?