This song helps me win poker! :-)

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This song helps me get sex, sometimes...

 

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This song helps me when I take a bath.

 

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This helps me when I'm playing pool. then again, anything helps when playing pool!

 

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This helps me with ping pong...

 

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There are 4 things that I'm really good at, and they all happen to begin with P.

No jokes about penises or pussies!!! But pool, poker, ping-pong, and piano. That's how I roll! I will kick some butt on pool, poker and ping-pong!

Here's a piano song by me, Billy Joel... Hope you like!

https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/71ebf9878a2

 

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If you like Billy Joel, here's another one, with strings. Lullabye, Goodnight My Angel.

https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/nYlf3sOYS1BCSjDbPnb62HoimRcaiCOV

 

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When I'm taking a shit... this song is always right by me...

 

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OOOOoooooh yeah.... Ultimate poop song.

 

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This will make you get a haircut...

 

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This will get you high tonight...

 

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If not, this will...

 

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Heck yeah... la da ta da da da....

 

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Wanna get drunk? Here we go...

 

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I played in Long Island bars for a long time, when I was young. I just could never sing well enough. Until I learned ukulele.

The uke makes your voice sound better...

 

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This song maybe helps me get friends...

https://audio.jukehost.co.uk/4247f77e671

 

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this song helps me sleep...

 

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This is maybe his best song. And I play it. But you have to sing along if I play it!!!!

 

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This song helps me deal with Mondays.

 

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I am easy like Sunday morning...