This dating shit is annoying which is why I prefer fetishes. Why do women want to know if I got home safe after a date if

[Moonglow]

I usually just lure mine home, drug them, use them and then drop them off at the nearest WalMart.

Are they letting you post from prison now?

Yes, I have a keyboard in Braille.

 

[fbj]

So she was calling to see if you made it home. How are you interpreting that as she never wants to see you again

Because once we started talking on the phone it was this awkward silence and then she said "I was just seeing if you made it home"

Before the date we talked on the phone all the time which made it confusing

 

[fbj]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Talked about previous relationships? First date?
That's a date killer

Nothing too deep just how long ago was it not why did it end

She learned more about you with your shallow answers than you'll ever know.
So much so, she doesn't want to see you again. Obviously, the less she knows about you, the better.

what shallow answers?

 

[DrLove]

So she was calling to see if you made it home. How are you interpreting that as she never wants to see you again

Because once we started talking on the phone it was this awkward silence and then she said "I was just seeing if you made it home"

Before the date we talked on the phone all the time which made it confusing

You're making too many assumptions. You had a date, she called to see if if you made it home. You were probably both tired which contributed to the awkward silence. Give it a few days and try her again. ;-)

 

[Erinwltr]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

No, you are fucking retarded. Jerk off and be done with it. You are reprehensible unless you use lube. Beotch!

 

[danielpalos]

Why does it seem modern women would rather just get used by a gang of guys than make an appointment with a mostly nice guy who is into full body massage?

You watch too much porn.

Women know how to communicate and make appointments.

Men would have a, line around the block, if a woman claimed that form of equality from men.

Yet, they seem to prefer getting used by All of the other ones, instead.

 

[occupied]

Why does it seem modern women would rather just get used by a gang of guys than make an appointment with a mostly nice guy who is into full body massage?

You watch too much porn.

Women know how to communicate and make appointments.

Men would have a, line around the block, if a woman claimed that form of equality from men.

Yet, they seem to prefer getting used by All of the other ones, instead.

Have you ever talked to an actual woman?

 

[danielpalos]

Why does it seem modern women would rather just get used by a gang of guys than make an appointment with a mostly nice guy who is into full body massage?

You watch too much porn.

Women know how to communicate and make appointments.

Men would have a, line around the block, if a woman claimed that form of equality from men.

Yet, they seem to prefer getting used by All of the other ones, instead.

Have you ever talked to an actual woman?

Sure; I am referring to an actual and valid line of reasoning from women not just fallacy of appeals to emotion.

Women have a First Amendment and a pussy, why do they have any problems in our Republic?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

She was concerned about your well being but I do agree you should toss that one because she can not be all there after a date with you and then concerned that you made it home alive...

 

[night_son]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Just wait until you marry one. And then divorce the first and marry another. In all seriousness it is not so bad.

 

[fbj]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Just wait until you marry one. And then divorce the first and marry another. In all seriousness it is not so bad.

For the rest of the year it will be nothing but Fetish activity and cuddle guests at my apt

 

[night_son]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Just wait until you marry one. And then divorce the first and marry another. In all seriousness it is not so bad.

For the rest of the year it will be nothing but Fetish activity and cuddle guests at my apt

Yeah, I get it. Sometimes, very rarely, I wish I was still single. But the meetups and next day rushed hotel checkouts get really stale and mind numbingly prosaic and the more women one "knows" the better chance of incoming voodoo curses on certain parts of the old anatomy.

 

[fbj]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Just wait until you marry one. And then divorce the first and marry another. In all seriousness it is not so bad.

For the rest of the year it will be nothing but Fetish activity and cuddle guests at my apt

Yeah, I get it. Sometimes, very rarely, I wish I was still single. But the meetups and next day rushed hotel checkouts get really stale and mind numbingly prosaic and the more women one "knows" the better chance of incoming voodoo curses on certain parts of the old anatomy.

Just hate the whole fucking date thing, getting ready, shaving and showering and choosing the right outfit and working on my hair and splashing on cologne. All that and then pay for the fucking dinner and nothing comes out of it


Atleast if I pay for someone to come over and play with me I am having fun.

 

[miketx]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Dope, they want to make sure your check is good.

 

[night_son]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Just wait until you marry one. And then divorce the first and marry another. In all seriousness it is not so bad.

For the rest of the year it will be nothing but Fetish activity and cuddle guests at my apt

Yeah, I get it. Sometimes, very rarely, I wish I was still single. But the meetups and next day rushed hotel checkouts get really stale and mind numbingly prosaic and the more women one "knows" the better chance of incoming voodoo curses on certain parts of the old anatomy.

Just hate the whole fucking date thing, getting ready, shaving and showering and choosing the right outfit and working on my hair and splashing on cologne. All that and then pay for the fucking dinner and nothing comes out of it


Atleast if I pay for someone to come over and play with me I am having fun.

Ah, I get it now. Can't say I ever paid for it—although I know lot's of guys in the Army who have. Then again, I suppose paying for internet, for meals, for gas to get to dinner and for the hotel room was no different. In between marriages I used to spend military leave down in Ocean City, MD. The women down there . . . when they saw the uniform . . . my, my. Memories of blonde Russian twins working a boardwalk shop job for the summer arise. But as I've mentioned I do not miss it. Just be safe and don't "hire" some female serial killer or crazy feminist cultist.

 

[Meister]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Talked about previous relationships? First date?
That's a date killer

Nothing too deep just how long ago was it not why did it end

She learned more about you with your shallow answers than you'll ever know.
So much so, she doesn't want to see you again. Obviously, the less she knows about you, the better.

what shallow answers?

You're the one who said, "nothing too deep".

 

[Meister]

she never wants to see me again? And I thought the date went well, we laughed all night, talked about previous relationship and likes and dislikes so it was not a dull moment at all. Then she sent a text asking if I got home and I didnt see it so she called while I was in the kitchen. So I called back and when we were on the phone I told her I was home and was going to talk a little more. And then she said..............."I was just calling to see if you made it home"


So what the fuck does it matter if you dont want to see me again? I swear women are fucking retarded

Just wait until you marry one. And then divorce the first and marry another. In all seriousness it is not so bad.

For the rest of the year it will be nothing but Fetish activity and cuddle guests at my apt

Yeah, I get it. Sometimes, very rarely, I wish I was still single. But the meetups and next day rushed hotel checkouts get really stale and mind numbingly prosaic and the more women one "knows" the better chance of incoming voodoo curses on certain parts of the old anatomy.

Just hate the whole fucking date thing, getting ready, shaving and showering and choosing the right outfit and working on my hair and splashing on cologne. All that and then pay for the fucking dinner and nothing comes out of it


Atleast if I pay for someone to come over and play with me I am having fun.

I'm beginning to see just how smart that lady is. She had you pegged with just a few well chosen words.

 

[BlackSand]

How can I up my game if she is saying shit like....."I was just calling to see if you made it home?

Where are the nice women who love to be friends with us just so they ask us to take off our clothes and touch us all over; and insist it really was just a massage, afterward?

If you have the depth of a dildo, don't be surprised if they start sharing the fun with someone else, just saying ...

.

 

[BlackSand]

I wouldn't be so reckless using the word Elementary around him ... He may get the wrong idea ...

 

[MisterBeale]

How can I up my game if she is saying shit like....."I was just calling to see if you made it home?

Where are the nice women who love to be friends with us just so they ask us to take off our clothes and touch us all over; and insist it really was just a massage, afterward?

If you have the depth of a dildo, don't be surprised if they start sharing the fun with someone else, just saying ...

.

"depth of a dildo?"

bingo.

. . . someone else? . . . . or just something else.