things that don't go on hot dogs

In my humble opinion, this does not belong on a hot dog:

  • catsup;

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • jalapenos;

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • liquid phoney cheese;

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • onions;

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • mustard;

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • horseradish sauce;

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • tomatoes;

    Votes: 6 40.0%
  • pickles;

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • bacon bits;

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • eggs;

    Votes: 8 53.3%
  • feta cheese;

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • bleu cheese;

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • bell peppers;

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • habanero peppers;

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • shredded cheddar, mozzarella or some other cheese;

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • lettuce;

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • broccoli crowns;

    Votes: 11 73.3%
  • pretzel salt;

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • rock salt;

    Votes: 7 46.7%
  • None of these things belong on a hot dog, and I just might report this frick'n thread because of it.

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .

chikenwing

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just enough charr for some flavor,catshup ,onions, mustard,or any other topping,ya want enough on it so you can't see the dog anymore
 

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If your going to eat chicken lips and assholes, then anything added is fluff...
 
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If your going to eat chicken lips and assholes, then anything added is fluff...
Sounds like you need to stop eating cheap, skank-ass hot dogs.

They have pure beef ones, in case you didn't know.
I tried the new Ball Park beef franks, and I eat mostly Hebrew Nationals...
You need to try Hillshire Farms™ varieties.

Pure beef. No chicken parts.
I will if they ever have them...
 

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Me? I like hotdogs loaded down with whatever the vendor has on his cart. I remember a hotdog cart on the base up in Newport RI that made some of the best Chicago style dogs.
 

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The list is thoroughly inadequate. There are many things that Don't Belong on Hot Dogs that are far more egregious than what's on the list.

For example:

- Rat Poison
- Marshmallow Topping
- American Processed Cheese Food Product Spread
- Library Paste (although many of the moonbats may actually prefer this topping, if they don't eat all of it out of the jar first)
 

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The best hot dogs ever were from Chris John's across the street from Oakland Technical High School on Broadway. It's a Burger King now, bleah.

My dad told me that it was Chris John's was Clint Eastwood's favorite restaurant in Oaklandtown. We used to go their for lunch once in awhile. I miss their all beef hot dogs on a steamed roll, topped mustard, diced onion, pickle relish and chopped tomatoes (sometimes with sauerkraut).
 

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If you want to know what DOESN'T belong on a hotdog, ask the owners of Pink's in LA.
 

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Our local butcher makes their own hotdogs...I buy those. No store bought for me.
But as for what belongs on them...mustard and onion. Anything else is just un-American. Unless of course it is a Chili-Dog...
 

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A great hot dog should stand up by itself. Maybe a little mustard (brown not baby poop yellow)
It should explode flavor in your mouth as you bite into it

Smothering a hotdog with all kinds of shit is only disguising an inferior dog
 

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No celery salt?

No chili?

Sheesh..........I might have to report this thread.
 

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Nathan's hot dog on a warm bun, hot off the grill, topped with catsup, mustard, caramelized onion and homemade cole slaw. Perfection.


This one was good too...

 
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Oscar Meyer?
Just shoot me

Oscar Meyer dogs are stamped out in a machine by the thousands

A real Hot Dog comes in a natural casing with just the rights spices. The casing holds in the juices so that the flavor explodes in your mouth when you bite into it
 
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Me? I like hotdogs loaded down with whatever the vendor has on his cart. I remember a hotdog cart on the base up in Newport RI that made some of the best Chicago style dogs.
Newport! I had a project at the NUWC Newport back in the mid 1990s! I liked the cottages on Bellvue Avenue. They all had names. So I figured that once you have 'made it' your house gets a name. So I named my house "The Luxurious Pimplebutt Estate".
 

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