Two black guys are walking down the street when they come across a storefront with a sign in the window that reads, "We can turn you white for $9.00".
The first black guy says "Oh man, that would be cool, we could have all the things whitey has if we did that".
They checked their pockets, and the first black guy had a 10 dollar bill, and the second one had 8 dollars in change. After thinking about it for a couple hours, the first one came up with an idea.
"I has an idea", he said. "I'll go in and has it done, and when I comes out, I'll give you the dollar and you can go in".
So the first one goes in, and the second one waits, happily jumping up and down, thinking how it's finally going to get what it wants.
An hour later, out of the store walks the first one, blond, blue-eyed, and wearing an expensive Armani suit, checking his e-mails on his new Blackberry.
The second one can hardly contain his delight, and yells at the first guy, "Gives me the dollar so's I can be white like you".
The new white man calmly looks him in the eye and says...
"If you want a dollar, get a job, ******".
