The Ultimate Racist Joke Thread

[Sunni Man]

There is a stereotype of every race and ethnicity.

Spics, waps, gooks, crackers, porch monkeys, chinks, micks, hebs, rag heads, red necks, etc.

So post your best jokes here.

I will start out:

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

 

[manifold]

How does every black joke begin?


*looks over both shoulders to see who is in ear shot*

 

[Swagger]

Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as hell saved the History channel.

 

[manifold]

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?


One less drunk.

 

[High_Gravity]

There are 3 guys in a car, a Black guy, an Italian, and a Puerto Rican, whos driving?

Answer: The Police Man.

 

[manifold]

How come hispanics don't usually marry blacks?


They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

 

[peach174]

Here is a Mexican and German one;

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A. A Beaner-Schnitzel

 

[Swagger]

Two Jews are walking down the road when they spot a stunning looking woman, perfect body, face and everything. One of the Jews says, "Phwoar, I'd lend her one!"

 

[manifold]

What do Mexicans and cue balls have in common?


The harder you hit them, the more english you get.

 

[manifold]

Why do Polacks make lousy pharmacists?


The can never seem to fit the prescription bottles in the typewriter.

 

[Swagger]

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

 

[manifold]

What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?



40 pounds and a black dress.

 

[midcan5]

What has 1000 legs and 3 teeth?

A country music concert

 

[High_Gravity]

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?
A. So Italians can go window shopping.

 

[High_Gravity]

Q. How do you make an Italian?
A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together. WOP!!

 

[manifold]

How was copper wire invented?



Two Jews found the same penny.

 

[manifold]

What is the definition of a Jewish dilemma?


Free ham.

 

[Swagger]

Isn't it ironic: blacks make the best slaves, yet are the worst employees?

 

[peach174]

I was walking through the Olympic village in Munich when I seen a man walking along with a long stick over his shoulder. I asked the man `are you a pole vaulter?` and he replied `no I`m German and how did you no my name is Volter?`

 

[L.K.Eder]

the tooth brush was invented in west virginia.