JOKER96BRAVO
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- Aug 13, 2004
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I'm dedicating this thread to all the trials we all go through in our marriage!
Tests if you will, should be some funny stuff on both sides huh?
Here I'll start off:
So me and the wife are watching tv last night and Britney Spears' new video comes on. My wife instantly reached for the remote and said
"Britney Spears is a SLUT!!!" Then she looked at me as if she were waiting
on me to comment. So I did what any man who wants to stay married would do.
I said "how do you know she's a slut??? Did you two go to school together?
Do you hang out at the club with her? Did she steal your man?"
NO I DIDN'T, but I should have. The reply was actually something like this:
"Uhh ya honey she's a huge whore, and an ugly one too. Let's change the
channel before I puke" (sigh)
Tests if you will, should be some funny stuff on both sides huh?
Here I'll start off:
So me and the wife are watching tv last night and Britney Spears' new video comes on. My wife instantly reached for the remote and said
"Britney Spears is a SLUT!!!" Then she looked at me as if she were waiting
on me to comment. So I did what any man who wants to stay married would do.
I said "how do you know she's a slut??? Did you two go to school together?
Do you hang out at the club with her? Did she steal your man?"
NO I DIDN'T, but I should have. The reply was actually something like this:
"Uhh ya honey she's a huge whore, and an ugly one too. Let's change the
channel before I puke" (sigh)