The Thread Ask Mortimer a Question

[Natural Citizen]

I dunno but they swims around in it with their big mouths open so I guess dey haf to.

Well let me ask another way.

Do they get thirsty?

 

[Oddball]

What do you do for a living?

Mooch

 

[JGalt]

Well let me ask another way.

Do they get thirsty?

...and do they get drunk? Never heard the old expression "Drinks like a fish"?

 

[miketx]

I really do not know what that means, I didnt ignored you but that is too high for me.

Are you sure you didn't ignored him?

 

[miketx]

Well let me ask another way.

Do they get thirsty?

Yep, that's why when they get off work they pop open a cold can of air and guzzle it down!

 

[norwegen]

How come Tarzan never has a beard?

 

[miketx]

How come Tarzan never has a beard?

He's an injun.

 

[JGalt]

Yep, that's why when they get off work they pop open a cold can of air and guzzle it down!

Nice to know those fishes have jobs and shit. That's keeps them off the streets.

 

[miketx]

Nice to know those fishes have jobs and shit. That's keeps them off the streets.

Only ones don't have jobs and shit are those damned black bass.

 

[norwegen]

How do we keep the fishes that have jobs as prostitutes off the streets?

 

[miketx]

How do we keep the fishes that have jobs as prostitutes off the streets?

Set aside special areas for them called aquariums.

 

[luiza]

Now you see ,Rottenfuhrer Mortuary , how sensible it is to keep your mouth shut when you cannot handle the likely answers to something you raise . And you still have not told us why you dream so much of being a very fat , tone deaf , strutting Nazi .

 

[miketx]

Now you see ,Rottenfuhrer Mortuary , how sensible it is to keep your mouth shut when you cannot handle the likely answers to something you raise . And you still have not told us why you dream so much of being a very fat , tone deaf , strutting Nazi .

So then, raspberry red, lemon yellow and orange orange? A cereal killers delight! Trix are for chix!

 

[norwegen]

Set aside special areas for them called aquariums.

Okay, so then if other fishes can keep their earnings in river banks, what banks to aquarium fishes keep their earnings in?

 

[miketx]

Okay, so then if other fishes can keep their earnings in river banks, what banks to aquarium fishes keep their earnings in?

Duh, the grand banks!

 

[Bob Blaylock]

What is the meaning of life?

The scientific/biological meaning of life? Meaning of life according to a religion? Or to my personal opinion?

The biological meaning of life is to reproduce... thats [sic] what I learned in school there are a few definitions in biology of life
Life is a quality that distinguishes matter that has biological processes, such as signaling and self-sustaining processes, from matter that does not, and is defined by the capacity for growth, reaction to stimuli, metabolism, energy transformation, and reproduction.

For most religions the meaning of life is that it is a test and that you should do "good" or "have faith in one or more Gods" like Jesus Christ or Allah or JHWE etc. and to come to the next life, be it the heaven like in Christianity or Paradise like in Islam or a better life in reincarnation next life Hinduism etc. like if you do bad you will be a cockroach and if you do good will be a healthy good looking upper caste in your next life etc.

Actually, the answer is much simpler than that. I am amazed at how few people know the correct answer to the question, “What is the meaning of life?” Most assume that it must be some deep philosophical bullshit.


The correct answer is that it's the title of a Monty Python movie from the 1980s.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

You ask Mortimer a question, and I answer. Thanks.

If you worked for a pirate, and he had just plundered a ship that was carrying corn as it's cargo; if the pirate didn't want all that corn, so he put you in charge of selling it; what price would you charge for each cob of corn?

 

[miketx]

If you worked for a pirate, and he had just plundered a ship that was carrying corn as it's cargo; if the pirate didn't want all that corn, so he put you in charge of selling it; what price would you charge for each cob of corn?

Omg! You see this is why the world hates us! It's an ear of corn! An ear! Yarrrrggghhhhhhhhh

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Omg! You see this is why the world hates us! It's an ear of corn! An ear! Yarrrrggghhhhhhhhh

If you worked for a pirate, and he had just plundered a ship that was carrying corn as it's cargo; if the pirate didn't want all that corn, so he put you in charge of selling it; what price would you charge for each cob of corn?

Right.

So you would charge a dollar for each cob, because you're selling it for a buck an ear (buccaneer).

 

[miketx]

Right.

So you would charge a dollar for each cob, because you're selling it for a buck an ear (buccaneer).

Reported.