The Post on Pooping

[Paulie]

This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so ******* horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't ******* shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

 

[eagleseven]

Single-ply is also the least likely to clog, even if you double-up.

 

[Paulie]

Single-ply is also the least likely to clog, even if you double-up.

And a roll of it lasts forever. I swear I had a roll that kept going for weeks.

 

[Samson]

I thought this was a thread about Truthmatters.

 

[Paulie]

pooping...

truthmatters posting...

same difference.

 

[xsited1]

This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so ******* horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't ******* shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

 

[Ringel05]

Automatic butt wiper.

It looks like a borg toilet.

 

[Paulie]

This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so ******* horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't ******* shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hey Dogbert, take care of my light work for me... ^

Hit him with the ol' "oh you" pic.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

 

[Ringel05]

This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so ******* horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't ******* shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hey Dogbert, take care of my light work for me... ^

Hit him with the ol' "oh you" pic.

I got him for ya.

Oh shit! (pun intended). Wrong picture!

 

[xsited1]

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hey Dogbert, take care of my light work for me... ^

Hit him with the ol' "oh you" pic.

I got him for ya.

Oh shit! (pun intended). Wrong picture!

Hey! Where did you get the Koran in 2-ply???

 

[Mr. H.]

 

[Article 15]

1 ply + chronic diarrhea = raw asshole =

 

[Paulie]

1 ply + chronic diarrhea = raw asshole =

chronic diarrhea + colostomy bag =

 

[Bootneck]

This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so ******* horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't ******* shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hmmm. So you wipe from right to left.

 

[Skull Pilot]

 

[rightwinger]

First scene.
George and his date are talking in his car.

George: Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has
not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it.
And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really,
what else can they do?


Siena: That's true. There really has been no development in toilet paper.

George: And everything else has changed. But toilet paper is exactly the same,
and will be so until we're dead.

Siena: Yeah, you're right George. What else can they do?

George: It's just paper on a roll, that's it. And that's all it will ever be.

Siena: Wow.

George: You find this interesting, don't you?

Siena: Yes. yes, I do.

They stare at each other for a moment, then embrace.

 

[xsited1]

This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so ******* horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't ******* shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hmmm. So you wipe from right to left.

I'm left-handed.

 

[Mr Natural]

Anyone notice how narrow the rolls of TP are getting?

They used to fit just right in the holder, now there's room to spare.

 

[Conspiracist]

Anyone notice how narrow the rolls of TP are getting?

They used to fit just right in the holder, now there's room to spare.